Serious sex question so dont ****ing make fun of me now

**hung-solo** · 08-18-2004, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

I think im gonna cry....our boy Johan...has gone through his right of passage into manhood........Let me smell your finger

bahahahahaha!! sniiif sniiif!

***SV-1*** · 08-18-2004, 07:41 AM

Originally Posted by johan

I just got back and hell yeah I got laid

**mass junkie** · 08-18-2004, 07:48 AM

Originally Posted by hung-solo

bahahahahaha!! sniiif sniiif!

Sweet ass avatar from boondock saints

**hung-solo** · 08-18-2004, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Sweet ass avatar from boondock saints

thanx i like it too. the 2nd movie is supposed to come out sometime this year. **** good flick along with resevoir dogs, tiger land and etc..

**co2boi** · 08-18-2004, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

I think im gonna cry....our boy Johan...has gone through his right of passage into manhood........Let me smell your finger

Too late, I already licked it off....mmmmm, mmmmm good

**OGPackin** · 08-18-2004, 08:30 AM

Johan, where ya at bro. The suspense is killin me...

OG

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 08-18-2004, 08:35 AM

Drink, but dont get drunk. Like one drink, or two, dependig on your tolerance. I had too much my first time and couldn't get it up. And she was so hot too. I can't believe i couldn't get it up. That sucks!

**Kärnfysikern** · 08-18-2004, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by co2boi

Too late, I already licked it off....mmmmm, mmmmm good

lol you better stop fantasising about my fingers

well here is the whole story

we started by watching boogie nights and then some other movie that I dont remember, I was all shy and **** and just rubber her legs and betwen her legs and so for a long while. Then she snuggled upp against me and I started rubbing the breasts and shoulder ect. I told her that I am a virgin and dont know **** so she did let me take everything in my pace when I feelt comfterable with it.
After a while we where laying down in the coach and I removed her shirt and then we went to the beed. Dropped my clothes. Took her pants away and started kissing her upper body, playing with the nippels working my way down. Did eat her out a bit and fingered her but well I didnt know wtf I was doing(girls should be forced to tatoo a little map with directions above the pussy god ****, I have seen porn and **** but didnt know the hole was THAT far down. I was first afraid that I was fingering her asshole but then I realised that a regular asshole aint that freaking weet). After some moaning she dragged me upp and I put on the codom and penetrated. Only lasted for like 2 minutes or something and condoms MAJORLY sucks. No feeling whatsoever.
After that we just lie down in the beed and started just kissing and caressed and fondled eachother all over. We keept on for like 20-25 minutes or so upping the intensity all the time until I was fingering her and she was jerking me off. Then she just flipped me over and pushed me down in the beed and started teasing my little love rod with her pussy (Heres misstake number one I thought "screwed those **** condoms"). She was leeting me in just a bit and then rubbing herself against me and keept on like that until I almost started begging for that snatch. Then WHAM she ****ing straddled me and started humping like a mad man. This time I was DETERMINED not to cum so I fought it and realy it wasnt even hard feelt like I had the stamina of a porn star. She continued humping in every increasing ferocity then she tensed upp and then blam crashed down on me gasping(I assume this was a orgasm for her?)and then slowely stoped the humping before I had a chanse to blow my wad. To bad cause it feelt **** good. Much better then the missonary **** position we did before that.
She became a little uppset or sad or something that I didnt cum and wanted me to jerk it off but I just told her its allright. Then we just snuggled a bit and she feel aslepp after a while but I was wide awake(didnt have my sleeping pills with me).
Finaly I feel asleep but only for about 2 hours then I just waited and watied to se if she was gonna wake upp. But I got sic of waiting so started gently caressing her with just my finger tips. Starting with arms and stomach and then I could ease away the sheet covering her breast and started to gently fondle her nipple. She started responding in her sleep. Changing position a bit so it was easier for me and I started to fondle more intensly. She woke upp after a while but didnt say a word and allowed me to continue. I spread her legs with my leg and then started fingering her and then caressing her upper body and tits then fingering her again and keept on until she was as weet as humanly possible.
By that time she almost by forced drag me on top of her and realy wanted to get nailed badly. I thought she maby wanted some tounge action but she jsut dragged me upp when I tried. So I did penetrate again. Only lasted for like 5-6 minutes though

but well it was nice for me atleast

Then we both hugged a bit and just layed there for a while. tried to fall asleep again.
After a while her phone rang she jumped out of beed and I took my clothes on we talked a bit then I just said that Il get in touch again someday if she wants to and she said yeah do that. Then I went home.
End of story lol. Dont know if I can add anymore details so you perverts have to manage with what I have written.

Now Il just PRAY to god she didnt have any disease.
Maby Paingain is right and she is a slut but I am usualy a good judge of character and she struck me as a very honest, kind and calm girl and she said to me she hasnt realy been with many guys(well I dont know what her defenition of many is). But I dont think she would spread some disease to me if she knew she had any. Il just go and get a checkup in 6-7 weeks or so.

**Kärnfysikern** · 08-18-2004, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981

Drink, but dont get drunk. Like one drink, or two, dependig on your tolerance. I had too much my first time and couldn't get it up. And she was so hot too. I can't believe i couldn't get it up. That sucks!

I didnt drink, didnt pop any cialis or anything of that sort. All I did was to take a extra 5 dianabol before I went to her place. Seems like it was enough

**Kärnfysikern** · 08-18-2004, 08:40 AM

and trust me it is very unlikely for me to fall in love with this chick. Shes nice and all but not the right chemistry. To different to be a match.

**Kärnfysikern** · 08-18-2004, 08:43 AM

ohh btw her pussy had very little smell and taste, But I could distinguish a very slight garlic taste. Is it common for pussy juice to be effected by whats eaten? Or maby it was from her mouth and the taste just stayed on my tounge.
Wasnt unplesant in any way just a bit odd I guess(hard to say when I have nothing to compere to)

**zOaib** · 08-18-2004, 08:44 AM

BRAVO , BRAVO .................. MOST IMPRESSIVE ORDEAL INDEED !

**hung-solo** · 08-18-2004, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by johan

lol you better stop fantasising about my fingers

well here is the whole story

we started by watching boogie nights and then some other movie that I dont remember, I was all shy and **** and just rubber her legs and betwen her legs and so for a long while. Then she snuggled upp against me and I started rubbing the breasts and shoulder ect. I told her that I am a virgin and dont know **** so she did let me take everything in my pace when I feelt comfterable with it.
After a while we where laying down in the coach and I removed her shirt and then we went to the beed. Dropped my clothes. Took her pants away and started kissing her upper body, playing with the nippels working my way down. Did eat her out a bit and fingered her but well I didnt know wtf I was doing(girls should be forced to tatoo a little map with directions above the pussy god ****, I have seen porn and **** but didnt know the hole was THAT far down. I was first afraid that I was fingering her asshole but then I realised that a regular asshole aint that freaking weet). After some moaning she dragged me upp and I put on the codom and penetrated. Only lasted for like 2 minutes or something and condoms MAJORLY sucks. No feeling whatsoever.
After that we just lie down in the beed and started just kissing and caressed and fondled eachother all over. We keept on for like 20-25 minutes or so upping the intensity all the time until I was fingering her and she was jerking me off. Then she just flipped me over and pushed me down in the beed and started teasing my little love rod with her pussy (Heres misstake number one I thought "screwed those **** condoms"). She was leeting me in just a bit and then rubbing herself against me and keept on like that until I almost started begging for that snatch. Then WHAM she ****ing straddled me and started humping like a mad man. This time I was DETERMINED not to cum so I fought it and realy it wasnt even hard feelt like I had the stamina of a porn star. She continued humping in every increasing ferocity then she tensed upp and then blam crashed down on me gasping(I assume this was a orgasm for her?)and then slowely stoped the humping before I had a chanse to blow my wad. To bad cause it feelt **** good. Much better then the missonary **** position we did before that.
She became a little uppset or sad or something that I didnt cum and wanted me to jerk it off but I just told her its allright. Then we just snuggled a bit and she feel aslepp after a while but I was wide awake(didnt have my sleeping pills with me).
Finaly I feel asleep but only for about 2 hours then I just waited and watied to se if she was gonna wake upp. But I got sic of waiting so started gently caressing her with just my finger tips. Starting with arms and stomach and then I could ease away the sheet covering her breast and started to gently fondle her nipple. She started responding in her sleep. Changing position a bit so it was easier for me and I started to fondle more intensly. She woke upp after a while but didnt say a word and allowed me to continue. I spread her legs with my leg and then started fingering her and then caressing her upper body and tits then fingering her again and keept on until she was as weet as humanly possible.
By that time she almost by forced drag me on top of her and realy wanted to get nailed badly. I thought she maby wanted some tounge action but she jsut dragged me upp when I tried. So I did penetrate again. Only lasted for like 5-6 minutes though

but well it was nice for me atleast

Then we both hugged a bit and just layed there for a while. tried to fall asleep again.
After a while her phone rang she jumped out of beed and I took my clothes on we talked a bit then I just said that Il get in touch again someday if she wants to and she said yeah do that. Then I went home.
End of story lol. Dont know if I can add anymore details so you perverts have to manage with what I have written.

Now Il just PRAY to god she didnt have any disease.
Maby Paingain is right and she is a slut but I am usualy a good judge of character and she struck me as a very honest, kind and calm girl and she said to me she hasnt realy been with many guys(well I dont know what her defenition of many is). But I dont think she would spread some disease to me if she knew she had any. Il just go and get a checkup in 6-7 weeks or so.

lol are you sure you licked the right hole johan??

if it tasted like **** then you know you went too far south buddy.. garlic? i have tasted many poonies and have most taste different but you have baffled on the garlic though? i hope i come across one that tastes like mint.. lololol go johan!! welcome to manhood! now go pound some more chics just be careful doing it bro..lolol peace

**TheOak182** · 08-18-2004, 08:45 AM

WOW! Thats some good $hit! Your first time and you went 3 rounds like a champ!

Congrats are in order and try not to dwell on the whole disease issue. Just enjoy yourself!!!

Welcome to Manhood!!

**chicamahomico** · 08-18-2004, 08:46 AM

Good job buds but don't throw this chick away just yet. Keep banging her until you find something you do want a relationship with.

**TheOak182** · 08-18-2004, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by johan

ohh btw her pussy had very little smell and taste, But I could distinguish a very slight garlic taste. Is it common for pussy juice to be effected by whats eaten? Or maby it was from her mouth and the taste just stayed on my tounge.
Wasnt unplesant in any way just a bit odd I guess(hard to say when I have nothing to compere to)

The only thing to do now is just build up the numbers/experience and in a couple of months you'll be giving out advice!

**Maraxus** · 08-18-2004, 08:46 AM

I needed to smoke a cigarette after reading that.

**arthurb999** · 08-18-2004, 08:47 AM

Good job bro.

Don;'t worry about the disease thing... nothing a shot of penicilin cant take care of... ha ha..

**hung-solo** · 08-18-2004, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by Maraxus

I needed to smoke a cigarette after reading that.

hahahahah me too!

**Kärnfysikern** · 08-18-2004, 08:55 AM

only disapointing thing is that she didnt give me a blowjob

**Kärnfysikern** · 08-18-2004, 08:55 AM

isnt it common courtesy that if a man eats the beaver then he can expect to get the pecker sucked afterwards???

**OGPackin** · 08-18-2004, 08:55 AM

Good job bro!! Im soooo proud...hehehe Dont worry about the disease issue. If everyone worried about it no one would be getting laid. Great job again bro!!

OG

**OGPackin** · 08-18-2004, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by johan

isnt it common courtesy that if a man eats the beaver then he can expect to get the pecker sucked afterwards???

Some chicks just dont like to give head. She might have been one of them. Ohhwell, something to look forward to for next time...

OG

**Kärnfysikern** · 08-18-2004, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by OGPackin

Some chicks just dont like to give head. She might have been one of them. Ohhwell, something to look forward to for next time...

OG

yeah I guess

**chicamahomico** · 08-18-2004, 08:59 AM

LOL, I would have to say yes.

Originally Posted by johan

isnt it common courtesy that if a man eats the beaver then he can expect to get the pecker sucked afterwards???

**hung-solo** · 08-18-2004, 09:01 AM

i meant to ask. after you were done did you knight her by thumping it on her forehead a few times??

**Kärnfysikern** · 08-18-2004, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by hung-solo

i meant to ask. after you were done did you knight her by thumping it on her forehead a few times??

LAMO nope I didnt. Have to do that next time

**rugbyking** · 08-18-2004, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by johan

lol you better stop fantasising about my fingers

She became a little uppset or sad or something that I didnt cum and wanted me to jerk it off but I just told her its allright.

hand jobs usually turn in to blowjobs. my buddy one time said to a girl "how about this hand job turn into a blowjob" and guess what happend? he blew it in her mouth

**cpt steele** · 08-18-2004, 10:52 AM

and blow jobs can be the gift of pearls...

Congrat Johan for breaking your cherry bro

**spywizard** · 08-18-2004, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by johan

ohh btw her pussy had very little smell and taste, But I could distinguish a very slight garlic taste. Is it common for pussy juice to be effected by whats eaten? Or maby it was from her mouth and the taste just stayed on my tounge.
Wasnt unplesant in any way just a bit odd I guess(hard to say when I have nothing to compere to)

naw.. that garlic is from the guy she had at lunch...

**spywizard** · 08-18-2004, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by johan

isnt it common courtesy that if a man eats the beaver then he can expect to get the pecker sucked afterwards???

that's why i advised you to get the blowie.. before you went down on her.. remember??

**cpt steele** · 08-18-2004, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

naw.. that garlic is from the guy she had at lunch...

way to traumatize the dude

**Jef-El** · 08-18-2004, 11:19 AM

Nice work bro..

Much better than my first time.

lol yeah its common courtesy you should have gotten head. oh well, you didnt walk away empty handed.

Garlic, I can see that, maybe it was the sweat? not sure but as long as it wasnt strong dont sweat it.

**hung-solo** · 08-18-2004, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Jef-El

Nice work bro..

Much better than my first time.

lol yeah its common courtesy you should have gotten head. oh well, you didnt walk away empty handed.

Garlic, I can see that, maybe it was the sweat? not sure but as long as it wasnt strong dont sweat it.

are you sure that isnt the swedish form of dueshing? lololol..sorry johan i had to do it..

**Blown_SC** · 08-18-2004, 11:26 AM

Well.. u just benched 308, so it's apparent that you need to do this more often.. (for your progress of course

)...

**spywizard** · 08-18-2004, 11:29 AM

Jef-E.... ya got to do something about that avitar...

that's nasty.............

Originally Posted by Jef-El

Nice work bro..

Much better than my first time.

lol yeah its common courtesy you should have gotten head. oh well, you didnt walk away empty handed.

Garlic, I can see that, maybe it was the sweat? not sure but as long as it wasnt strong dont sweat it.

**skinnyhb** · 08-18-2004, 11:46 AM

man, that was a hell of a lot better than my first time.

**co2boi** · 08-18-2004, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by skinnyhb

man, that was a hell of a lot better than my first time.

no sh*t bro. I was like, I do what...oops, sorry..wait I got it...

**rugbyking** · 08-18-2004, 01:04 PM

my first time i was drunk and high unfortunately and i went for 3 hours. it took about 30 mins even before i could feel anything. i had thoughts that my dick didnt work. sex on weed sux!!

ps:
co2boi how you liken my new avatar?