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    Top Ten Drug Using Cartoon Suspects

    10. Gargamel (From the Smurfs)
    Most likely LSD. Spends his life in pursuit of little blue guys in sissy white outfits and mentally abusing his cat. What does he plan to do with the blue dwarfs when he catches them anyway?

    9. Olive Oyl
    Probably Dexatrim abuse, maybe some amphetamines. Who is that skinny?! She might even be anorexic, she is always giving her burger to her friend. One side question, what the hell are Popeye and Brutus thinking? What is it her personality? NOT!

    8. Snagglepuss
    Can't explain it. Maybe it's the name, or the look, but he is suspicious.

    7. He-Man
    This is an easy one. I mean c'mon. Roid monkey #1. "BY THE POWER OF ANABOL!!!!!!" Makes me want to root for Skeletor. Alone in his castle, hitting the weights. And on top of that he even injects the **** in his pet tiger. Can we say "Animal Abuse".

    6.& 5. Yogi and Boo Boo
    We all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They go back to the cave and trip. Another side ? - Are they gay? I mean, take a look at BooBoo. Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

    4. Droopy
    The number one downer abuser in toon land. Can't someone slip him an upper every year or two. The only time I ever saw him happy is when he sees the picture of the babe. Sort of makes you wonder.

    3. Dopey Dwarf
    He openly admits it. The other dwarfs deny involvement but they are under investigation. Allegations are that Doc is writing some extra scripts for Sneezy and all the guys partaking are afloat.

    2. Daffy Duck
    If he isn't using crack, Merion Barry is clean. He is so wired he bounces around on his head without pain. Blows his beak off all the time. Some symptoms might be from "daffiness" but Haldol wouldn't work for him.

    1. Shaggy
    By far the #1 suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee, the boy converses with dogs. But all of this is nothing until you go to the Munchie Factor. Anybody who averages 9.3 dog treats consumed per episode does pot - no if, ands, or, buts about it. And Look at the way him and his friends painted that van!

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    What about The Tick or Jonny Bravo? Maybe a little extra T in their diets eh?

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    i think we all know as smooth as bugs bunny is. that ni$$a is slangin hard to the addicts in the backsets of hollywood...

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    Yep, Johnny bravo deffinately juices

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    if you want cartoon juice monkeys then look no further then Goku in dragonball z

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    if you want cartoon juice monkeys then look no further then Goku in dragonball z


    hahahahahahhaa



    Hes got some SERIOUS road rage!!!!!

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    yea but dragonball z is crap...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    yea but dragonball z is crap...
    Man thats almost a sin to say such a thing.

    Dragonball z is the best cartoon ever made

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    Lets not forget Speedy Gonzales folks!!!

    If there ever was a cartoon character on coke...

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