03-21-2002, 10:10 AM #1
humor: The Frog & The Old Lady (A twist on an old story)
The Frog & the Old Lady ( a new twist on the old story of the Frog & The Princess)
One day an old lady was in a pet store getting supplies for her dog & cat, when she heard the voice call out to her,
"Pssst over here"
She looked over into a tank and a frog was there and amazingly he looks up at her and says,
"Hey lady buy me and you'll get a big surprise, I'll turn into a Prince"
She immediately bought the frog and on the way home in the car the frog looks up at her and says,
"Hey lady kiss me and you'll get a big surprise"
So she picks him up and kisses him, and then shazzam, pow-wey and a flash of light, and sitting next to her in the car is a handsome, and built Prince.
She then leans over to him and says
"Kiss me Prince and you'll get a big surprize, I'll turn into something too"
and then she turns into........
THE NEXT MOTEL SHE COMES TOO.
03-21-2002, 08:25 PM #2Associate Member
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Homer said it best "DOAH!"
03-21-2002, 10:30 PM #3
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