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    The Perfect day for a man!!

    6:00 Alarm.
    6:15 Blowjob.
    6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
    7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.
    7:30 Limo arrives.
    7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport
    8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
    9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
    9:45 Play front nine at Augusta , finish 2 under par.
    11:30 Blowjob
    11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
    12:15 Blowjob.
    12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
    2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
    2:20 Blowjob
    2:30 Private jet to Nassau , Bahamas. Nap.
    3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
    4:15 Blowjob
    4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
    5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
    7:00 Watch Sportscenter.
    7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
    9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
    10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
    11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
    11:45 Go to bed.
    11:46 One last blowjob
    11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
    12:00 Laugh yourself to sleep.
    Last edited by Pete235; 03-26-2002 at 09:26 AM.

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    I think you could squeeze in another blowjob somewhere in that day

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    i think 6:30pm should be Record breaking bench press
    followed by another BJ


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    seems to be a theme to this ... you would almost thing men like blowjobs...LOL

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    my god..i think I have dajavu ...that was my day to a tea yesterday.

    adding that one extra blowjob Terinox was talking about.

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    6 blowjobs and sex, hehe not bad.

    Where's the gym??? But the gym in bahamas.

    That's a sweet day

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    Originally posted by sk*
    the rest is too much hussle.
    You're showing your age sk* LOL Now most of us "OLDER" guys appreciate the golf, fishing, steaks, lobster, fine cognac, cubans cigars (whish I smoke on occasion since they are legal in Canada) massages and jacuzzis....the sex is just icing on the cake.

    Now if I were to post the perfect day for an 18-20 year old it would be: Wake up, fuck, drink beer, fuck, eat pizza, fuck, smoke some brush, eat a large bag of doritos, fuck, play X-Box, fuck, sleep.

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    Originally posted by Pete235
    Now if I were to post the perfect day for an 18-20 year old it would be: Wake up, fuck, drink beer, fuck, eat pizza, fuck, smoke some brush, eat a large bag of doritos, fuck, play X-Box, fuck, sleep.
    Even at 25...I wouldn't mind a day like this...with all that cardio from fucking..I wouldn't have to worry about the extra fatty high carb food like doritos, pizza and beer that u listed..I might just give this one a try.


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    Thumbs up

    Big Pete, have you had someone watching my daily routine.
    Last edited by FRANK WHITE; 03-26-2002 at 10:04 AM.

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    I think you left out one of the most important things. My man would die without the porn!

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    Originally posted by Babyweight
    I think you left out one of the most important things. My man would die without the porn!
    Good point Babyweight. Gotta have that.

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    Perfect Day for 19-22 years old:

    8:00 Alarm.
    8:15 Blowjob.
    8:30 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.
    9:15 Limo arrives.
    9:30 Jack and Coke on route to airport
    10:00 Private jet to Nassau , Bahamas.
    10:15 Sex with two 18 year olds.
    11:30 Shower on the plane
    12:00 Jet Ski with your best friend and two 25 year olds.
    12:30 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Sam Adams Spring Ale. On a private island.
    1:00 Blowjob
    1:15 Jet Ski
    2:00 Private Gym with best friend.
    3:15 Hang out in Private pool with 4 Naked 25 year olds. 2 Sam Adams Spring Ale.
    4:15 Shower
    4:30 Jet Back Home with 4 girls
    5:00 Blowjob
    5:30 Nap
    7:00 Limo drops you off at your Mansion
    7:15 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
    8:45 Relax after dinner on your back deck facing ocean a second bottle of 1963 Dom Perignon.
    9:30 Have sex with two 25 year old models.
    11:00 Massage
    11:15 Jacuzzi while hitting nice bong with snow in it.
    11:45 One last blowjob in Jacuzzi.
    12:00 Go to Bed
    12:01 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
    12:02 Pass Out

    Now this is a Day

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    oh shit, this thread had me dyin' laughing. Man I love this board!!!
    hahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!

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    Angry

    Hey...I'll be happy with one blowjob a day. Wouldn't mind those days of course. Pete you have given me a new goal.

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    forgetting one thing......blowjobs are great and all........sex with 18 year olds.....well sure if you like that sort of thing.....but a whole day with not ONE good ol private jack off session? Ya'll are getting lazy - no matter how much booty I ever get, I dont think I will ever stop masturbating

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    Originally posted by Pete235


    You're showing your age sk* LOL Now most of us "OLDER" guys appreciate the golf, fishing, steaks, lobster, fine cognac, cubans cigars (whish I smoke on occasion since they are legal in Canada) massages and jacuzzis....the sex is just icing on the cake.

    Now if I were to post the perfect day for an 18-20 year old it would be: Wake up, fuck, drink beer, fuck, eat pizza, fuck, smoke some brush, eat a large bag of doritos, fuck, play X-Box, fuck, sleep.
    Ahhhh yes Pete, it does pay to be a little older sometimes, we do appreciate the finer things in life. It's not all about Doritos and beer

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    Mike...there is that 1/2 hour limo ride to the airport in the morning. I'm not sure about you but I would have that bloody mary polished off in about 2 minutes...that leaves PUH-LENTY of time to rub one off in the back of the limo.

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    Hey Mike maybe too much info bro?

    Damn then again if I get arms the size of yours in your avatar I,m going to be the "Tug King"

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    Originally posted by Pete235
    Mike...there is that 1/2 hour limo ride to the airport in the morning. I'm not sure about you but I would have that bloody mary polished off in about 2 minutes...that leaves PUH-LENTY of time to rub one off in the back of the limo.
    LOL ahhh I see it now. Fing hilarious......


    Sorry Billy Boy! lol

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    I have to make sure now that they don't give me this same lime that Mike is using. LOL

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    wheres da playstation 2 madden 2002 time???
    Love that Game !!!! but i like everything else.

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    LMAO AHAHAHAHA MAN THAT IS GREAT BUMP! BUT YOU LEFT OUT ALOT OF BLOWJOBS! AT LEAST 5 MORE!

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    Originally posted by Mike
    I dont think I will ever stop masturbating
    AMEN BRUTHA!!

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    Originally posted by Mike
    forgetting one thing......blowjobs are great and all........sex with 18 year olds.....well sure if you like that sort of thing.....but a whole day with not ONE good ol private jack off session? Ya'll are getting lazy - no matter how much booty I ever get, I dont think I will ever stop masturbating
    Oh when you get 40, you start thinking more of your impending use of Depends and Poligrip than rubbing one out my dear boy

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    LMAO!

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    Jenna -

    Ain't it the truth? Hell I dont care how much sex you're getting - it's human nature! Don't ya'll laugh at this joke and try to make me feel like I am the gross one for mentioning masturbation!! LOL

    Canes -

    I have no idea what it's like to be 40, sorry

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    Originally posted by Mike
    [BCanes -

    I have no idea what it's like to be 40, sorry [/B]
    You will young man, you will.....now please hand me my walker and help me up

    <said under breath>

    "young whippersnappers"


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    my perfect day usually happens on a weekend if I have day off..
    wake up
    sex
    eat
    spliff
    workout
    lunch
    sex
    spliff
    workout
    dinner
    spliff
    sex
    spliff
    munchies
    nite nite

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    this is why i love u guys.... lol , god i needed that laugh , today was rough. thanx fellas

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    lllllllooooooooooooollllllllllllll , you guys are to funny !!!!!!!!!

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    A couple of things you forgot for the elderly version: taking a good shit and talking about taking good shits. (Why that's so important I don't know--but hey, that's how it works I guess!)

    Damn, I fear the future, it's all approaching so rapidly....

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    LMAO, now we got the whole thing going.

    1. Perfect Day for 19-22 years old:

    8:00 Alarm.
    8:15 Blowjob.
    8:30 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.
    9:15 Limo arrives.
    9:30 Jack and Coke on route to airport
    10:00 Private jet to Nassau , Bahamas.
    10:15 Sex with two 18 year olds.
    11:30 Shower on the plane
    12:00 Jet Ski with your best friend and two 25 year olds.
    12:30 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Sam Adams Spring Ale. On a private island.
    1:00 Blowjob
    1:15 Jet Ski
    2:00 Private Gym with best friend.
    3:15 Hang out in Private pool with 4 Naked 25 year olds. 2 Sam Adams Spring Ale.
    4:15 Shower
    4:30 Jet Back Home with 4 girls
    5:00 Blowjob
    5:30 Nap
    7:00 Limo drops you off at your Mansion
    7:15 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
    8:45 Relax after dinner on your back deck facing ocean a second bottle of 1963 Dom Perignon.
    9:30 Have sex with two 25 year old models.
    11:00 Massage
    11:15 Jacuzzi while hitting nice bong with snow in it.
    11:45 One last blowjob in Jacuzzi.
    12:00 Go to Bed
    12:01 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
    12:02 Pass Out


    2. Perfect day for 23-60 years old.

    6:00 Alarm.
    6:15 Blowjob.
    6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
    7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.
    7:30 Limo arrives.
    7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport
    8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
    9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
    9:45 Play front nine at Augusta , finish 2 under par.
    11:30 Blowjob
    11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
    12:15 Blowjob.
    12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
    2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
    2:20 Blowjob
    2:30 Private jet to Nassau , Bahamas. Nap.
    3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
    4:15 Blowjob
    4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
    5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
    7:00 Watch Sportscenter.
    7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
    9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
    10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
    11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
    11:45 Go to bed.
    11:46 One last blowjob
    11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
    12:00 Laugh yourself to sleep.


    3. Perfect day for when you know that you're OLD MAN.

    6:00 Alarm.
    6:15 Fumble for dentures
    6:30 FINALLY get out of bed, thankful that you wear Depends because the strain of getting out of bed made you dump in your shorts.
    7:00 Breakfast. Lumpy oatmeal and pureed fruit, because you forgot the Polygrip.
    7:15 Clean dentures. Apply Polygrip.
    7:30 Shot of Geritol.
    7:45 General Public Transportation arrives. Takes you to retirement village.
    8:15 Arrive at retirement village.
    9:30 Hot game of cards (delayed since it took so long for the others to arrive).
    9:45 Still playing cards.
    11:30 More cards.
    11:45 Lunch. 2 pieces of dried toast and a can of Ensure.
    12:15 More cards
    12:30 Start talking about the good old days.
    2:15 More cards
    4:15 More cards. More talk.
    4:30 Partner gets mad over a wrong play. Game over.
    5:00 General Public Transportation back home.
    6:00 Watch news. Yell at newscaster about world events
    6:30 Dinner. Macaroni and cheese, shredded beef, sugar-free jello.
    7:00 Watch reruns of “I Love Lucy”.
    7:15 Fall asleep in chair.
    9:00 Wake up. Take more Geritol.
    9:15 Go to bed.
    9:30 Finally pry dentures out of mouth because you used too much Polygrip.
    9:35 Fall to sleep.

    HAHA

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