Thread: More Idiot Sitings
02-08-2005, 09:39 AM #1
More Idiot Sitings
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an car dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
They walk among us..............scary!!
02-08-2005, 11:09 AM #2
Funny stuff, Nark.
02-08-2005, 11:13 AM #3
02-08-2005, 11:26 AM #4
rex you post whore you
02-08-2005, 11:29 AM #5
Hahahah honestly rex your a biiiiigggg post whore...go work out :P
02-08-2005, 11:31 AM #6
I dont care who you are, that's funny right there..
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02-08-2005, 11:37 AM #7Originally Posted by Narkissos
02-08-2005, 11:38 AM #8
Narkissos, you should do stand up, that was funny ****.
REX- you joined in january. you have 500 posts. CALM DOWN!!!!
02-08-2005, 12:09 PM #9
funny post nark. i never thought about that airline one before when i been asked.. lol
02-08-2005, 12:16 PM #10
Nice Avvie-Change Phatmark
02-08-2005, 12:18 PM #11
thanks bro, i was thinking about asking messy to hook up my picture a bit.. my mspaint skills are awesome as you can see..lol
02-08-2005, 12:25 PM #12
02-08-2005, 12:43 PM #13
Good post man.... Love the last one about the mechanic...
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