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    Good deal CB, I'll take that into consideration...(you have the best advice...)

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    LOL Paris glad I can help ya out
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Yep and yes Paris
    Would you please jam this fork into my eye? It would less painful than trying to keep myself under control!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    Would you please jam this fork into my eye? It would less painful than trying to keep myself under control!
    :spudnik4:

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    CB I think we better change the subject before this forum turns into a hard-on...lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Yep and yes Paris
    Problem with "jack" is he runs out of batteries... I dont lol

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    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails I can't sleep!!!!!!!!-0473.jpg  

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    CB I think we better change the subject before this forum turns into a hard-on...lmao
    Please?! You know having a hard-on for an extended period of time can cause damage. I'm working on 3 hours here. Please help a brother out and change the subject. heehee

    Actually I like this subject matter. More info for the spank bank.

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    "which one of these chicks is mine? i think they are lesbians..............LESBIANS.. whats up lezbos"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    LOL MK you crack me up!! And needmore..."flicking your bean" means for a girl to finger herself...GOSH!! Get a damm clue man!! jk
    Up here in Canada we call it like it is thats why!! GOSH FREGGIN IDIOT my fav to hear is "double clicking the mouse"

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    NOT a lesbo...WEIRDO

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    NOT a lesbo...WEIRDO
    He's a little retarded. Pay him no attention.

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    Cutie - PM me and Ill send you some of santa's little sleeper helper - as you know its guaranteed to work But it would be really nice if you would send me some of your cooking back, *hint* *hint*

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    LOL MK you crack me up!! And needmore..."flicking your bean" means for a girl to finger herself...GOSH!! Get a damm clue man!! jk
    Mmmmmm, a woman fingering herself! Thats sounds good - especially when involving the girl in the avatar.....this board is really helping me with my english

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    He's a little retarded. Pay him no attention.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLEON
    Cutie - PM me and Ill send you some of santa's little sleeper helper - as you know its guaranteed to work But it would be really nice if you would send me some of your cooking back, *hint* *hint*


    LOL I guess it's been a while since you've had my cooking CYC sounds like a fair deal to me hon

    Ok So I fiddled my diddle and slept bout an hour....dont' know what's going on w/ me....

    This thread has certainly gone in an interesting direction....


    Cutie

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    I'm going to bed soon, so I need to know is that your mouth in the avatar cutie?

    (if its not, just say it is, coz I'm too tired to go through my collection of porn right now...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    I'm going to bed soon, so I need to know is that your mouth in the avatar cutie?


    Yes that is MY real Mouth

    LOL

    Cutie

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    Bor...is that you in your avatar? or Vin Disel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    I'm going to bed soon, so I need to know is that your mouth in the avatar cutie?

    (if its not, just say it is, coz I'm too tired to go through my collection of porn right now...)
    I think you'll like this... I know I did!!

    http://forums.steroid.com/showpost.p...1&postcount=51

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    Quote Originally Posted by CutieFace
    Yes that is MY real Mouth

    LOL

    Cutie
    Mmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Bor...is that you in your avatar? or Vin Disel?
    Its Vin DIesel, some friends gave me that pic coz its the spitting image of me...

    I have bigger arms though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    I think you'll like this... I know I did!!

    http://forums.steroid.com/showpost.p...1&postcount=51
    D@@@@@@@@@@@@@mn !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nice......thats all I'll say!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Bor...is that you in your avatar? or Vin Disel?
    How about your avatar? Is that you or some random hottie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    D@@@@@@@@@@@@@mn !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nice......thats all I'll say!
    Uh, yeah. I wouldn't complain if there were more of those posted....hint, hint!

    MT

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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    How about your avatar? Is that you or some random hottie?
    She said it's her.

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    it is most definitely her

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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    How about your avatar? Is that you or some random hottie?
    It's me!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    It's me!!
    Oh well, in that case, I think I'm in love

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    awwwww....

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    You're sweet

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    You're sweet
    WHat the hell? Are you licking members now? Clean it up young lady!! This is a classy site for Pete Sake!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    WHat the hell? Are you licking members now? Clean it up young lady!! This is a classy site for Pete Sake!
    Hey watch your mouth with my fiancee!!!

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    lmao...licking members?! hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    lmao...licking members?! hahaha
    Well....you kinda walked into that one. And like a real old lion: I have to go after the weaker of the herd. hahahahaha

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    Oh bor, I'm touched...but I'm already taken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Oh bor, I'm touched...but I'm already taken...
    That's cold Paris.......now Bor's not going to be able to sleep. hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Problem with "jack" is he runs out of batteries... I dont lol
    That is true....which is why I have an electric back up !!!!

    Paris...it's too late for them...with all the test in this place....they are ALL raging hardons.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    LMAO CB...I didn't think about that...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    That is true....which is why I have an electric back up !!!!

    Paris...it's too late for them...with all the test in this place....they are ALL raging hardons.
    Not me!!!! I'm just too tired.....maybe tomorrow....but you gotta wear something special.....like chicken wings. hahahahaha

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