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    Cycleon is offline AR-Hall of Famer / Retired
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    Unhappy cant wipe my butt

    this is bad - so friggin tired I come back to the office and I gotta go - takes me maybe 15 minutes just sitting there to have enough strength to reach down and wipe. DoggCrap I hate you - and my trainer - who a few months ago knew nothing about this program - now wields it like a leather suited dominatrix - "give me two more!!!" she bellows - "ahhhhrhaggaddd, I just coughed up a lung to give you this one" maybe if she will promise to show me her tits?

    and where are all the ass kissers when you need them???

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    I Luvvvvvvvvvv youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....haha how's that for kissin your ass??? JK! But seriously...I'm sorry you're havin such a rough day!! Hakuna matata!!

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    lol dc put the hurt on me plenty of times too Nearly fell down the stairs after my last set of squats

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    ROTFLMAO

    Anyone else have a hard time wiping because their arms and back are too big? Or is it just me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by West Coast All Star
    ROTFLMAO

    Anyone else have a hard time wiping because their arms and back are too big? Or is it just me?
    I think when G Valentino was arrested they had to handcuff him in front b/c his arms were to big to put behind his back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    I think when G Valentino was arrested they had to handcuff him in front b/c his arms were to big to put behind his back.
    What was he arrested for?

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    That isn't the point Rex...silly!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I Luvvvvvvvvvv youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....haha how's that for kissin your ass??? JK! But seriously...I'm sorry you're havin such a rough day!! Hakuna matata!!

    thats very sweet of you - but I was kinda thinking of needing it in a more "utilitarian" way

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    Cyc, you'l have to make yourself a "poo" stick. Get a long stick with a clothes pin on one end, wad up some TP, place it on the clothes pin and bingo! Poo stick! Diesel and Bdtr have one....but only because their lazy....but you didn't hear that from me...mums the word alright?

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    Hmm hire an official asswiper.. Im looking for a job

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
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    hahahahah

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    thats a classic.

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    I had to buy one of those loofas on a stick to wash my back after i started my cycle. Hell, im not even that big, i just cant bend that way anymore. Its hard to even fix my collar on collared shirts........

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    I just finished my cruise (which I really goofed off). Today was the first day back on my blast, and I had a very important meeting this afternoon. I hit the gym hard this morning (dc style of course), and I had to come home and don a suit. I couoldn't fasten the button at the neck...I couldn't tie the damm tie....I couldn't even think of fixing my collar. Thank God my wife was home from work today!

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    Ohhh Suck it up and get your arse off the toilet already!!!!!!!!!

    Stop being such a whiney baby......I thought you were the paddle weilding CYC???????
    not some whimpy ass cry baby.....baaawww bawwww my trainer is working me too hard...bawww bawwww....my body is sore and hurts.....

    Suck it up! Get back to the gym and tell the trainer....

    Mistress I'm ready for more

    good boy

    *wink*

    Cutie

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    Quote Originally Posted by CutieFace
    Ohhh Suck it up and get your arse off the toilet already!!!!!!!!!

    Stop being such a whiney baby......I thought you were the paddle weilding CYC???????
    not some whimpy ass cry baby.....baaawww bawwww my trainer is working me too hard...bawww bawwww....my body is sore and hurts.....

    Suck it up! Get back to the gym and tell the trainer....

    Mistress I'm ready for more

    good boy

    *wink*

    Cutie
    Lol your looking for a beating arnt you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hed
    I had to buy one of those loofas on a stick to wash my back after i started my cycle. Hell, im not even that big, i just cant bend that way anymore. Its hard to even fix my collar on collared shirts........
    Same here bro....forget trying to scratch my back too. Thank god for rulers!

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    Haha...ya'll are sad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Lol your looking for a beating arnt you

    who me?

    No.....he likes my cooking....

    *wink*

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    Quote Originally Posted by CutieFace
    Ohhh Suck it up and get your arse off the toilet already!!!!!!!!!

    Stop being such a whiney baby......I thought you were the paddle weilding CYC???????
    not some whimpy ass cry baby.....baaawww bawwww my trainer is working me too hard...bawww bawwww....my body is sore and hurts.....

    Suck it up! Get back to the gym and tell the trainer....

    Mistress I'm ready for more

    good boy

    *wink*

    Cutie

    *snort* these women suuuure do like to catch a fellow in a weak moment, dont they?

    and your cooking had better be EXTRA good next time lest I remember this comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
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    LMFAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLEON
    *snort* these women suuuure do like to catch a fellow in a weak moment, dont they?

    and your cooking had better be EXTRA good next time lest I remember this comment

    My cooking is excellent and you **** well know it.....and all I need to is
    wiggle my ass a lil in front of you while you've got your paddle and my comments are long forgotton

    *wink*

    Cutie

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