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    Illinois State Troopers jokes

    Illinois State Troopers

    GOOD -- A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot
    to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then
    he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was
    standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which
    read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a
    young accomplice down the road with a sign reading
    "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to
    just sell lemonade!)

    BETTER -- A motorist was mailed a picture of his
    car speeding through an automated radar post in
    Peoria, IL. .... a $40 speeding ticket was included.
    Being cute, he sent the police department a picture
    of $40. The police responded with another mailed
    photo of handcuffs.

    BEST -- A young woman was pulled over for
    speeding. An Illinois State Trooper walked to her car
    window and flipped open his ticket book. She said, "I
    bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State
    Troopers Ball. He replied, "Illinois State Troopers
    don't have balls." There was a moment of silence
    while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
    He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
    and left. She was laughing too hard to start her
    car.
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    ahaha thasts great

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    bwhwhahahahaha

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    nice, i wanna try the first one.. lol

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA thats hilarious!!! i love it

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