Anyone ever have a stalker?

**PaRiS2005** · 03-22-2005, 09:29 AM

THere was this guy that followed me around like a puppy, when I was in 8th grade. He was so obnoxious. He would come to my house just out of no where askin me if I wanted to go out, and all this sh!t. He would call at all hours of the night, just "to talk" as he would call it. It would piss my dad off. Finally, one day when my dad was home he bitched him out and he finally left me alone. This went on for like 2 months...lol

**farrebarre** · 03-22-2005, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

I wish someone would stalk me

IM PREGNANT WITH UR KID GIMME MONEY OR I WILL STAND OUTSIDE UR HOUSE FOR 2DAYS !!

**taiboxa** · 03-22-2005, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by farrebarre

IM PREGNANT WITH UR KID GIMME MONEY OR I WILL STAND OUTSIDE UR HOUSE FOR 2DAYS !!

come on now.. u dont have to stand out side.. i got about 11 times the test of a normal man.. come in and we can do it

!!! over and over and over!

**farrebarre** · 03-22-2005, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

come on now.. u dont have to stand out side.. i got about 11 times the test of a normal man.. come in and we can do it

!!! over and over and over!

HAHAHHHAA...but what if ur superstrong sperm knock me up again..then ill be pregnant with 2 of ur kids..and ill be "standning outside" for 4 days..and u will ask me to come in again for the second time..and its like an evil circle..where will it end

but wtf lets do it..

**needmorestrength** · 03-22-2005, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by farrebarre

HAHAHHHAA...but what if ur superstrong sperm knock me up again..then ill be pregnant with 2 of ur kids..and ill be "standning outside" for 4 days..and u will ask me to come in again for the second time..and its like an evil circle..where will it end

but wtf lets do it..

lmfao... you guys are gay go stalk bdtr or something

or the filf

**farrebarre** · 03-22-2005, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

lmfao... you guys are gay go stalk bdtr or something

or the filf

lol im sitting outside bdtrs right now.. i just saw him take his shirt off

**taiboxa** · 03-22-2005, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by farrebarre

lol im sitting outside bdtrs right now.. i just saw him take his shirt off

dood that was my mom

you sick bastard

**needmorestrength** · 03-22-2005, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

dood that was my mom

you sick bastard

Your saying bdtr looks like a woman? uh oh

**farrebarre** · 03-22-2005, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

dood that was my mom

you sick bastard

HAHAHAHAHAHA u have a very gorgeous and manly mom...she likes test ?(no offence dood just joking around)

**taiboxa** · 03-22-2005, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by farrebarre

HAHAHAHAHAHA u have a very gorgeous and manly mom...she likes test ?(no offence dood just joking around)

first off.. yes thank you and secondly i cant be offended in any way.. i live in oklahoma k thnx...

**farrebarre** · 03-22-2005, 10:39 AM

hahahahah cool cool...oh..anyway.... im gonna sleep on her front lawn tonight..

**farrebarre** · 03-22-2005, 10:45 AM

PARIS can i stalk u ?? pplleeeaaasseee

**PaRiS2005** · 03-22-2005, 10:46 AM

Ever hear of "lazy sperm" lmao...

**farrebarre** · 03-22-2005, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

Ever hear of "lazy sperm" lmao...

sounds funny..but never heard of it..what is it ?

**taiboxa** · 03-22-2005, 10:55 AM

i think its sperm.. that hasnt been used in a long time.. and it becomes apathetic?

**farrebarre** · 03-22-2005, 11:04 AM

hey man just coz im a fat ugly hairy 29 years old who stills lives with my parents..oh and im also a virgin...doesnt mean i have lazy sperms.. =(

**taiboxa** · 03-22-2005, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by farrebarre

hey man just coz im a fat ugly hairy 29 years old who stills lives with my parents..oh and im also a virgin...doesnt mean i have lazy sperms.. =(

omg its like looking into a mirror that portrays the future..

**farrebarre** · 03-22-2005, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

omg its like looking into a mirror that portrays the future..

future ?

**taiboxa** · 03-22-2005, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by farrebarre

future ?

yep im all those except 29 and hairy.. so i figure in about 5 years.. i will be right on track!

**farrebarre** · 03-22-2005, 11:19 AM

lol u bastard..u told me u were fat ..but then in a thread u only had 9% bodyfat and thats skinnier than me hahahah burn ...i though u loved me =(

**taiboxa** · 03-22-2005, 11:27 AM

yes i love you like a hemroid!

i.. love my hemroids!...

**punchrf** · 03-22-2005, 12:49 PM

i had a stalker once, well still kinda do. some crazy asian girl i was with for awhile. it's kinda cool for awhile because i always knew i could get some when i was drunk. call her cell and she would answer after like 1 ring. it probably wasn't the smartest thing to do by calling her when i knew she was crazy, but what can i say i have a weakness for asian girls. she keeps finding out my new cell #'s and she doesn't know any of my friends. i guess it's not really a stalker because i'm kind of egging it on.

**Pale Horse** · 03-22-2005, 12:53 PM

Clearly you can all see what BD has done with my title, he's pissed about the restraining order I had put on him, he is a shameless Vic stalker.

**taiboxa** · 03-22-2005, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by punchrf

i had a stalker once, well still kinda do. some crazy asian girl i was with for awhile. it's kinda cool for awhile because i always knew i could get some when i was drunk. call her cell and she would answer after like 1 ring. it probably wasn't the smartest thing to do by calling her when i knew she was crazy, but what can i say i have a weakness for asian girls. she keeps finding out my new cell #'s and she doesn't know any of my friends. i guess it's not really a stalker because i'm kind of egging it on.

yeah if u keep it on the side it cant stalk you