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    There was this guy........

    and his wife went out of town for the weekend. On satuday night he thought to himself 'sh*t, seeing as my wife's out of town I may as well go and have some fun'. So he showered up, put on some nice clothes, and went to the local escort agency. The hostess showed him the girls and he picked his treat. Once in the room the girl asked him what he wanted to do and he said he wanted to do her and screw her in every way possible so just like every other whore she said sure. 'First of all' he said, I want to eat you out, so he took off her skirt and proceded to eat her out. He was going to town on her when all of a sudden he lifted his head up and picked something out of his tooth, he thought to himself 'hmmmm thats weird', didnt think anything of it and went right back to the job. A little while later he lifted his head up and pulled something out of his tooth again, this time he was a little more concered but said 'oh well' and continued. Not even five minutes later he felt something in his mouth so he lifted his head up and pulled something out of his tooth AGAIN. He looked at the lady and said ' what the f*ck lady? Are you sick or something?' She said 'No, but the guy before you was'.

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    gross.........

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    ewwww thats why I would never ever go near a place like that

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    omfg...

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    This story's about Deca isnt it

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    This story's about Deca isnt it
    Bwahaha. This isnt even a true story, its a joke some old guy told me at one of my jobs. Funnier than sh*t if you ask me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonytone36
    gross.........
    I agree. :spudniklu

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    Sick bro just sick

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    at band camp........................

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