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  1. 04-13-2005, 08:26 AM #1
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    Talking BULLFROGS & BLOWJOBS

    A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."
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  2. 04-13-2005, 08:28 AM #2
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    haaaaaaaaa
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  3. 04-13-2005, 08:29 AM #3
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    Love it...JC
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  4. 04-13-2005, 08:29 AM #4
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    Hmmm kinda funny.
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    Keep em coming!!!
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  6. 04-13-2005, 09:03 AM #6
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    a bit transparent but I can use some shallow humor today
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  7. 04-13-2005, 09:19 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ***xxx***
    a bit transparent but I can use some shallow humor today

    Meanie, i'm tellin my mommy !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ***xxx***
    a bit transparent but I can use some shallow humor today
    phhhh loser just laugh at the dang joke
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    That's a riot.
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  10. 04-15-2005, 12:05 PM #10
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    to be honest.... it kinda a grossed me out!! hahaha How could someone let a bullfrog give him a blowjob.... funny, but freaky!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    to be honest.... it kinda a grossed me out!! hahaha How could someone let a bullfrog give him a blowjob.... funny, but freaky!!
    You just have to hold its back legs tight with one of your hands. Put pressure under the thoat as this will cause the mouth to open. Place penis in mouth and hope it wants to sing you a little song
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    nice one
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    wouldnt he get warts on his penis???
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    Quote Originally Posted by clhp20
    A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."
    sorta kinda funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNatural3456
    wouldnt he get warts on his penis???
    How?
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