How to make a Woman Happy!

[SV-1]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a chef
7. an electrician
8. a carpenter
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a decorator
12. a stylist
13. a sexologist
14. a gynecologist
15. a psychologist
16. a pest exterminator
17. a psychiatrist
18. a healer
19. a good listener
20. an organizer
21. a good father
22. very clean
23. sympathetic
24. athletic
25. warm
26. attentive
27. gallant
28. intelligent
29. funny
30. creative
31. tender
32. strong
33. understanding
34. tolerant
35. prudent
36. ambitious
37. capable
38. courageous
39. determined
40. true
41. dependable
42. passionate
43. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* appointments she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring something to drink
3. Hand over the remote

[mass junkie]

SV-1 makes me happy

[Jantzen4k]

only 53 things, great!

you only have to be good at 1 of them right?

[SV-1]

SV-1 makes me happy

Ummmm.... I don't know what you're talking about stud... err, I mean dud.

[63190]

That was good. Now I'm happy too. <-- See!

[lucabratzi]

14. gynecologist. i can do that. unless there actually is a fungus on her fellopian tube.

[Pump101]

To Make a Woman Happy:

1. MONEY
2. MONEY
3. MONEY

[Pump101]

seriously dudes... DO NOT give in and marry one. they will take you for everything you got and some more. and while your in despair about it, they'll be out spending your hard earned money and sucking every dick in town.

[SV-1]

seriously dudes... DO NOT give in and marry one. they will take you for everything you got and some more. and while your in despair about it, they'll be out spending your hard earned money and sucking every dick in town.

No sh*t huh. Been there, done that.

If there's a next time, there will be an airtight pre-nup.

[Mizfit]

My list is not that long

[bor]

My list is not that long

Luvin' that avatar.......

[IronFreakX]

holy shit y all that just **** her hard **** her good thats it

[IronFreakX]

Luvin' that avatar.......

i think thats her , VIN

[Mizfit]

yup, last time i checked

i think thats her , VIN

[IronFreakX]

yup, last time i checked

we dont have hot women on this board jk

looking good

[CrossroadS]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a chef
7. an electrician
8. a carpenter
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a decorator
12. a stylist
13. a sexologist
14. a gynecologist
15. a psychologist
16. a pest exterminator
17. a psychiatrist
18. a healer
19. a good listener
20. an organizer
21. a good father
22. very clean
23. sympathetic
24. athletic
25. warm
26. attentive
27. gallant
28. intelligent
29. funny
30. creative
31. tender
32. strong
33. understanding
34. tolerant
35. prudent
36. ambitious
37. capable
38. courageous
39. determined
40. true
41. dependable
42. passionate
43. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* appointments she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring something to drink
3. Hand over the remote

The abridged version.......

Treat her like crap
Make her feel insecure
Maintain dominance over the relationship

Women want what they can't have...if you don't roll over they will go nuts for you....its that simple

....ehhhhh hey honey....no I am not pretending to be a hardass on the internet, and that I wear the pants in this relationship....

[Mizfit]

I joined along time ago but was just a browser

we dont have hot women on this board jk

looking good

[Red Ketchup]

"How to make a Woman Happy!"

You can't...

When it comes to men, keeping your woman happy is a myth... an urban legend

Red

[Mizfit]

Not true.. just stop trying to be something your not

"How to make a Woman Happy!"

You can't...

When it comes to men, keeping your woman happy is a myth... an urban legend

Red

[Dally]

Not true.. just stop trying to be something your not

hey.. I know you I think, you go to brant house?

hmmmm, maybe I need to see some other pics... hmmm.

[alphaman]

My Grandfather told me all you need is a big dikk to make a woman happy.

[Mizfit]

Guys often try way to hard.. or go after the wrong girl.. if u keep chasing rainbows.. thne yes.. u will enver find a way to make a woman happy

[BlInDsIdE]

My Grandfather told me all you need is a big dikk to make a woman happy.

Grandpa told me that to make a woman happy i need to find the clitoris......what ever the hell that is .

[alphaman]

Grandpa told me that to make a woman happy i need to find the clitoris......what ever the hell that is .

It's the little indian in the front of the canoe. Sometimes he hides under a blanket.

[yung-priest]

you all too damn funny, im over here at work readin this shit crackin up n my customers r like "wat is ur problem, do u think our problems r funny" cuz im a technician 4cingular, keep up the comedy lol..............PLP u r damn goodlookin too holla at ur boy!!!!!!!!!111

[Dally]

Guys often try way to hard.. or go after the wrong girl.. if u keep chasing rainbows.. thne yes.. u will enver find a way to make a woman happy

so what is the right girl then, you say the wrong girl like you can conglomerate them all together??

IMO women are the ones trying way too hard, they spend hours soupin themselves up, simply to out do the other women...

the men, they dont try to hard, its just that their "game" is so friggen flakey that they appear to try to hard cause all they wanna do is get laid and think, hmmmm, act really nice and buy her lots of drinks and act macho, shes bound to love me.

personally thats not my approach, never has been and I'm pretty happy.

still think you look farmiliar tho

[Mizfit]

Well i guess im everywhere.. maybe u seen me at the gym:P

But in all honest i don't really care if i get everyones attention or look better than other women.. and i make my own money so i can buy my own drinks..:P

so what is the right girl then, you say the wrong girl like you can conglomerate them all together??

IMO women are the ones trying way too hard, they spend hours soupin themselves up, simply to out do the other women...

the men, they dont try to hard, its just that their "game" is so friggen flakey that they appear to try to hard cause all they wanna do is get laid and think, hmmmm, act really nice and buy her lots of drinks and act macho, shes bound to love me.

personally thats not my approach, never has been and I'm pretty happy.

still think you look farmiliar tho

[Moosepellet]

Starting to wish I lived in Canada right now. I know that your tax bracket is different from here in the states, but damn your woman are hella hot. I be sure to make a trip to Toronto soon

[Dally]

But in all honest i don't really care if i get everyones attention or look better than other women.. and i make my own money so i can buy my own drinks..:P

good!! another woman with her head screwed on right....

and CASH to boot.

How bout we meet at brant house tomorrow night and we can talk about this a wee bit further...

dont worry you can BUY YOUR OWN DAM DRINKS... and A FEW (10) for me

P.S =

[co2boi]

1. Big Bank Account
2. Big Dick

[Dally]

1. Big Bank Account
2. Big Dick

SADLY the two damn things your missing






JK bro.... jk'in

go blow a hot smelly wad on you know where for AR ... and scream DALLY!

[fritz2435]

True, SV, so true....

[Mizfit]

Hahaha i actually don't drink:P (for the most part.. screws up training):P

And i got enough cash for me.. my heads screwed on enough to know not to blow money on a guy.. at least not one that hasnt been around for a while:P

good!! another woman with her head screwed on right....

and CASH to boot.

How bout we meet at brant house tomorrow night and we can talk about this a wee bit further...

dont worry you can BUY YOUR OWN DAM DRINKS... and A FEW (10) for me

P.S =

[co2boi]

SADLY the two damn things your missing



JK bro.... jk'in

go blow a hot smelly wad on you know where for AR ... and scream DALLY!

D*mnit who told you, have you been talking to Tai again? No more pearl necklaces for that ungrateful fuker...

[Dally]

D*mnit who told you, have you been talking to Tai again? No more pearl necklaces for that ungrateful fuker...

thats is just plain SEXY.

[co2boi]

thats is just plain SEXY.

That's right....get rid of those big sharp teeth of yours and you can come play too

[goodtobeapimp]

If you used muratic acid as shaving cream by accident,brushed your teeth with kerosene,and it took a bed of a pickup truck to haul your ass somewhere it wouldn't matter as long as you had money.....There's always at least two girls to fight over every guy that's loaded with cheddar.....

[Slick Arrado]

Only 53 things huh?