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  1. 06-30-2005, 10:44 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by juicy_brucy
    Yo mama is so fat that there are other fat women orbiting around her.
    LMAO..nice one!


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  2. 06-30-2005, 02:15 PM #42
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    now that is money!! lmao

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    Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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  3. 06-30-2005, 02:17 PM #43
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    lmao!

    Quote Originally Posted by juicy_brucy
    Yo mama is so fat that there are other fat women orbiting around her.
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  4. 06-30-2005, 02:47 PM #44
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    your mama is so fat, when she wears boots, it looks like someone is baking bread in her shoe
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  5. 06-30-2005, 03:15 PM #45
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    yo mamma so fat, she plays pool with the planets
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  6. 06-30-2005, 03:29 PM #46
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    Your momma is so fat she wore a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter landed on her.



    Your momma is so fat she makes this bitch look thin^
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  7. 06-30-2005, 04:25 PM #47
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    Your mommas so fat, she used the sears tower as a toothpick
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  8. 06-30-2005, 04:25 PM #48
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    your mommas so fat, when she goes to the circus, the elephants ride her!!
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  9. 06-30-2005, 04:28 PM #49
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    Your mommas so fat she has backup lights attached to her ass
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  10. 06-30-2005, 04:29 PM #50
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    Your mommas so fat, she thinks the goodyear blimp is a type of sandwich
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    your mommas so fat, when she falls, china has an earthquake!
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  12. 06-30-2005, 04:36 PM #52
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    Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room
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    yo mamma's so fat after sex instead of a cigarette, she smokes a turkey.
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    Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin
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    I came in to late to this thread....
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    yo mama is so fat, she's now cutie's twin!
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  17. 06-30-2005, 05:02 PM #57
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    Your momma is so fat, she ate monday through saturday so she could have sundae for dessert
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  18. 06-30-2005, 05:23 PM #58
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    Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space

    Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.
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  19. 06-30-2005, 05:29 PM #59
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    your momma so fat, her blood type is gravey, your momma so fat, she weighs over 250 and is shoter than 5'3. now thats a fat girl.
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  20. 06-30-2005, 09:32 PM #60
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    Your momma so fat, planes use her skidmarks as runways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hooker
    Your momma is so fat she wore a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter landed on her.



    Your momma is so fat she makes this bitch look thin^
    I cant see if she is fat or not. All is see is lucious boobs, but I'll take your word for it.
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  22. 07-01-2005, 12:23 AM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by zx2onice
    Your momma so fat, planes use her skidmarks as runways.
    PHHWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    that is nice!
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  23. 07-01-2005, 01:32 PM #63
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    your mommas so fat she uses I-95 as a slip'n slide!!!!
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    your momma so fat her thighs rub...................=(........im sorry.
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    Your momma is so fat that when I was done having sex with her I rolled over twice and was still on top of the B!tch
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    Your momma is so fat that she put every "All You Can Eat Buffet" restraunts in town out of business
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    this thread needs some............



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    Your momma is so fat she made Oprah look Anorexic! Then Oprah went on a diet
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    Yo momma so fat that when I said look out wideload she took it as a compliment.
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    your momma so fat she has a beep beep when she walks backwards
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    Yo momma so fat dat she gonna die from a heart attack at a young age
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  32. 07-10-2005, 12:56 AM #72
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    I gotta bump this thread one more time before it dies....
    Yo momma so fat, the Marines use her Pu#$y for practicing search and rescue missions....
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  33. 07-10-2005, 05:36 PM #73
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    youre mama is so fat she has to sh^t in a bathtub
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    your momma is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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    How 'bout,




    Your mama's so stupid............






















    It takes her 3 hours to watch "60 Minutes"!
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  36. 07-10-2005, 09:10 PM #76
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    Your mommas so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
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    Yo mama's so fat, when someone yells "koolaid", she comes bustin through the wall.
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  38. 07-11-2005, 08:12 AM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1819
    yo mamma's so fat after sex instead of a cigarette, she smokes a turkey.
    WTF That is just gold man. Too funny
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