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07-01-2005, 09:15 AM #1
HEAVY is going to HEAVEN
Last night a girl through herself at me... straight up told me she is leaving for another country and wants to bang me right then before she leaves... (she was pretty drunk too, as was i) Heavy got right up on it, and then walked away!!
Boys, im sure some of you will be upset, but i actually feel great today!! I wanna tell my GF but its one of her acquaintences. i dont wanna go through the drama......
CB tell me your not proud!!!!
HH
let the flames begin!
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07-01-2005, 09:17 AM #2AR Hall of Fame
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I'm stayin' outta this one.
CB is gonna be pissed at you!
~SC~
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07-01-2005, 09:48 AM #3
WAIT... i think i wrote this wrong.... I got right to point where she was helpless in my hands but never touched her!!!
Sorry about that!! I didnt do anything was my point!! hahaha
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07-01-2005, 09:54 AM #4
Way to go bro! Keep it to yourself though... unless your girl is really understanding, she will think you only told her to make her jealous or test her emotions...JMO.
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07-01-2005, 09:55 AM #5
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07-01-2005, 09:58 AM #6
i'm not seeing anything wrong with this. what was your question?
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07-01-2005, 10:00 AM #7Originally Posted by Heracles74
thanks bruva!! Its funny how good ya feel when you dont get laid...lol irony comin at ya!!
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07-01-2005, 10:01 AM #8Originally Posted by punchrf
no questions... just me tellin you guys how good i feel for not cheating!!
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07-01-2005, 10:06 AM #9Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
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07-01-2005, 10:14 AM #10AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
well, in that case, you suck!
~SC~
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07-01-2005, 10:18 AM #11Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
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07-01-2005, 11:48 AM #12Originally Posted by 1819
hahhaa trust me. I look at everything from all angles... it wasnt a setup!! but, im wit ya bro! hahahaha
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07-01-2005, 11:49 AM #13Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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07-01-2005, 11:50 AM #14
props to you man. it's hard I know, but more respect to you for staying true.
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07-01-2005, 11:51 AM #15Originally Posted by symatech
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07-01-2005, 11:52 AM #16
trust me boys, i went home and raped the sh1t out of myself!!! hahahahha
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07-01-2005, 12:18 PM #17
You're not going to heaven, you're going to Retardville bro
J/k bro , smells like a set up to me too actually...
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07-01-2005, 12:25 PM #18AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
If I was single w/a girlfriend, I dunno about that one brutha.
I'm a very sexual person, so if the girl was a real hottie, I may just have given in!!!
I'm a hoe, plain/simple.
~SC~
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07-01-2005, 01:02 PM #19
looser !!!
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07-01-2005, 02:45 PM #20
I would be except that was ME!!!!! Sigh.......I wanted some HH loving before I leave to go to war.....now I may die without that experience. How do you feel about yourself now? Not doing your part to support our troops!
Originally Posted by HeavyHitter1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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07-01-2005, 02:48 PM #21
Man what a reputation I have achieved for myself!!
Originally Posted by SwoleCatLast edited by Commando_Barbi; 12-25-2005 at 11:20 PM.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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07-01-2005, 02:49 PM #22
I think your estrogen levels are too high!!!!More test for you!!!LOL
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07-01-2005, 02:53 PM #23Writer
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Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
So you're still a virgin?
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07-01-2005, 05:32 PM #24
i don't see anything wrong in your story, what I should blame you for?
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07-01-2005, 08:35 PM #25
Good man, Stay faithful now and you will be faithful later. Better to show yourself faithful now, than to be tempted later while you have a family.
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07-03-2005, 09:45 PM #26
How hot was she 1-10?
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07-04-2005, 06:48 AM #27
that doesn t make up the 50 other times when u didn t turn an offer down
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07-04-2005, 07:00 AM #28AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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Heavy you PUSSY!!!! lol, kiddin'... that takes a huge set of balls to turn that down... I was in the same situation about a month ago, some random asked me if I wanted to join the "secret club" , population her and me... I still jerk off to it this very day, but didn't take the bait.
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07-04-2005, 07:05 AM #29
I had an ex ask me to go home with her, when I was home on leave, I was engaged and she just kept pushing me. That was really hard to say know to.
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07-05-2005, 09:25 AM #30
When in doubt, always stick!
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07-05-2005, 10:26 AM #31
I'm fukin DISGUSTED IN YOU!
not only do you spit a disgusting anus brown luggie on our proud heritage as being "pigofaman" men, but you didn't even get her number for later .... in case, your woman "kicks the can"or something....
FACKKKKKK!!!!
fak....
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07-05-2005, 12:16 PM #32Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
LOL joking... I hope someone is as tastless as me and laughs.
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07-05-2005, 04:28 PM #33Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
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07-06-2005, 01:06 AM #34alevok Guest
stop taking clomid and hit some test
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07-06-2005, 01:37 AM #35Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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07-06-2005, 03:42 AM #36New Member
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Originally Posted by alevok
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07-06-2005, 03:42 AM #37New Member
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Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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07-06-2005, 11:42 AM #38Originally Posted by hooker
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07-06-2005, 11:43 AM #39Originally Posted by muriloninja
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07-06-2005, 11:44 AM #40
depends how you rate lil cute girls muri... they kill me!! (in a good way)
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