Thread: Salad tossing
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07-14-2005, 11:49 AM #1Junior Member
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Salad tossing
Anyone into it? Man, this would be embarassing
Guy and new girlfriend walk into dad getting salad tossed by swinger
I dont think im into it
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07-14-2005, 11:53 AM #2
lmao
Last edited by Kärnfysikern; 07-14-2005 at 11:59 AM.
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07-14-2005, 11:56 AM #3
fukin wicked ... Id laugh my azz off if I saw my mom riding some pak and taking a jub jub in the head.
and seein my pops get his crunch cleared !
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07-14-2005, 11:56 AM #4
dam that sux!!! but funny as hell
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07-14-2005, 11:57 AM #5Originally Posted by Dally
Dally your all kinds of wrong
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07-14-2005, 12:05 PM #6
I dont care...let them knock themselves out...
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07-14-2005, 12:08 PM #7
That's fukin funny...He shoulda been like, damn Shilly, looks like we're right on time, now get naked biatch
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07-14-2005, 12:19 PM #8AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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lol!!!!!!
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07-14-2005, 12:23 PM #9Member
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I don’t blame her, really. Her last boyfriend was a fecophiliac, and she said some of that shit was just getting a little too weird – pardon the pun.
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07-14-2005, 12:52 PM #10Junior Member
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Originally Posted by Dally
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07-14-2005, 01:54 PM #11
I lost it right about here:
The term 'tossing my dads salad' doesn't refer to the garden variety salads found in grocery stores, but rather a sexual act in which one partner licks the others back orfice. It is not an act usually performed by middle aged parents as that area tends to get crusty and decrepit with age.
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07-14-2005, 01:55 PM #12Originally Posted by scriptfactory
She might not be able to control those muscles anymore
Hence why some wear Depends
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07-14-2005, 01:59 PM #13
i would toss salad and get mine tossed all the time if i could!!
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07-14-2005, 02:00 PM #14Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
Just hard finding the right guy huh
J/K bro but you left the door open
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07-14-2005, 02:22 PM #15
That guy will never be the same after seeing that!
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07-14-2005, 03:16 PM #16Originally Posted by BigGuns101
LOL
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07-14-2005, 03:49 PM #17Female Member
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thats hilarious. I needed a good laugh.
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07-14-2005, 09:10 PM #18Associate Member
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I guess now I know why those self indulgent pillow biters always laugh at me when I order my lunch..... a "tossed salad"
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07-14-2005, 09:20 PM #19
Rabbit food, that's all I see.
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07-15-2005, 06:45 AM #20Junior Member
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Originally Posted by gymnutt
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