Thread: Me and Jessica Simpson
08-05-2005, 01:09 PM #1
Me and Jessica Simpson
My wife said that I'm allowed to sleep with Jessica Simpson if she pays me. Now I just have to work on a price. How much are my services worth. Is that ****ed up that my wife would pimp me out like that?
08-05-2005, 01:10 PM #2AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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no... that is nothing but ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!!! But I have already put in a bid for her services.... so, you might be outa luck!
08-05-2005, 01:12 PM #3
My lady would hand me over for a c note.
08-05-2005, 02:00 PM #4
I posted a thread about this a while back (Indecent Proposal)
08-05-2005, 02:02 PM #5
my girl doesnt let me think about jessica simpson.
08-05-2005, 02:03 PM #6Originally Posted by anaBROLIC
08-05-2005, 02:04 PM #7Originally Posted by anaBROLIC
If so I feel your pain
08-05-2005, 02:10 PM #8
hmm ya now u gotta work on her paying u
08-05-2005, 02:11 PM #9
Jessica Simpson has to pay you. That's not F'd up at all that your wife would do/say that, because she knows it would never happen. Hell I would let my wife get gang banged by Robert DeNiro and David Hasselhoff for some money, but do you think they would actually pay?
Ok so maybe Hasselhoff would....bad example
08-05-2005, 03:24 PM #10Originally Posted by C_Bino
08-05-2005, 03:37 PM #11Originally Posted by C_Bino
08-05-2005, 04:29 PM #12AR Hall of Fame
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I can think of TONS of other women I'd sleep w/before hooknose.
08-05-2005, 04:54 PM #13
Oh no def. not Hasselhoff. I'd never be able to look at her again. Anyway these are just those games couples play after a couple years being married. They get comfortable and no ones insecure. It's nice to be able to joke around about shit that makes other women go into a jealous fit.
08-06-2005, 12:04 AM #14Originally Posted by SwoleCat
If we were talking about Jessica Alba, on the other hand... Damn, I get wood just saying her name.
08-06-2005, 02:15 AM #15
id rather sleep with katie holmes....she is beautiful
08-06-2005, 03:10 AM #16Originally Posted by Squatman51
08-06-2005, 03:59 AM #17
good joke.......... theres just something about her that makes her sexy....damn!!!
08-06-2005, 05:44 AM #18
really whos jessica simpson it seem she is very famous in the USA I always see threads about , whos this girl?
08-06-2005, 06:21 AM #19
you clowns really dont believe jessica would get up out of my bed long enough to sleep with any of you? do you?
08-06-2005, 07:26 AM #20Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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