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    To all Texans

    Here is a list of some Texas laws, have fun:

    *When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

    *A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.

    *You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

    *Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

    *It is illegal to possess an illegal drink.

    *A twenty five dollar annual fee is required to possess a dead alligator.

    *Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.

    *It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

    *It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

    *It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

    *A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

    *The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a
    formula for making beer at home.

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    Abilene

    It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.

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    Austin

    Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
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    Beaumont

    Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.
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    Borger

    It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or
    quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
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    Clarendon
    It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
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    Dallas
    It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
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    El Paso
    Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad
    depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."
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    Houston
    Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

    It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
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    Galveston
    It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.
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    Jasper
    Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.
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    LeFors
    It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
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    Lubbock County
    It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in
    someone else's blood stream.
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    Mesquite
    It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
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    Port Arthur
    Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
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    Richardson
    It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the
    street.

    It is illegal to do "U Turns".
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    San Antonio
    It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes
    and/or hands.
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    Temple
    No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.

    You can ride your horse in the saloon.

    Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
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    Texarkana
    Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

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    Source: http://beer-bytch.com/dumbtxlaws.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex2
    Houston
    Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

    It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
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    Source: http://beer-bytch.com/dumbtxlaws.htm
    can't buy beer before noon on sundays as well, sucks during football season.

    i don't know if this is just texas, but all liquore stores must close at nine pm, and hard liquore is only available at liquore stores.. a minor can not buy, consume, or be served alcohol in public places, but an audult can purchase and distribute alcohol to any person of which he is a legall guardian of, in any public place, no matter what age.. you can not have an open container of alcohol in your car unless it's in your truck bed.

    also you can kill any tresspasser if he's in your house, but not if he's on your yard.. so if you kill someone on your yard, you have to drag him in to your house to avoid getting charged.
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