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    Womans side, mans side LOL

    >HER Side of the Story
    > > > >My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet
    > > >at a cafe for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls
    > > >and I thought it may have been my fault because I was a bit later
    > > >than I promised, but he didn't say anything about it.
    > > > >
    > > > >I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but I could
    > > >tell there was something wrong. The conversation was quite slow
    > > >going so I thought we
    > > >should go off to some place intimate so we could talk more
    > > >privately.We went
    > >to this restaurant and he was STILL acting funny.
    > > >I was getting really worried; what did I do? What was bothering him?
    > > >Was he mad at me? I tried to cheer him up, but started to wonder
    > > >what was really bothering him. Was it me or something else? I asked
    > > >him if he was upset with me, and he said no. But I wasn't really
    > > >sure.
    > > > >
    > > > >So, anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved
    > > >him deeply and he just put his arms around me. I didn't know what
    > > >the hell he meant, because, you know, he didn't say it back or
    > > >anything. We finally got home and I was wondering if he was going to
    > > >leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the
    > > >TV.
    > > > >
    > > > >Reluctantly, I said I was going to bed. Then, after about 10
    > > >minutes he joined me, and, to my surprise,
    > >we made love! But he
    > > >still
    > > >seemed really
    > > > >
    > > > >distracted, so afterwards, even though I wanted to comfort him, I
    > > >didn't. I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do
    > > >anymore. I mean, I
    > > > >
    > > > >really think he's seeing someone else.
    > > > >
    HIS Side of the Story
    >Played badly today - shot a 93 - can't putt for shit! Felt kinda
    tired.
    Got laid though

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    DOCTOR DAVE



    Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
    No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he could not.

    The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

    However, every once in a while he would hear an internal, reassuring voice
    in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first
    medical practitioner to sleep with one of his patients; you won't be the
    last; and you are single. Just let it go.."

    But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,
    whispering:......

    "Dave..............you're a vet

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    LMAo
    ROLFMFAO.........

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    1) Good
    > > An Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
    > > wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old
    > >boy
    > > was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR
    > >TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a
    > > sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just
    > > sell lemonade!)
    > >
    > > 2) Better
    > > A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
    > > automated radar post in Pittsburgh, and a $40 speeding ticket was
    > >included.
    > > Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
    > > responded
    > > with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
    > >
    > > 3) Absolute Best
    > > A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania
    > >State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
    > > said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers
    > >Ball".
    > >He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls". There was a
    > > moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just
    > >said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was
    > > laughing too hard to start her car

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    LMAO i like the first one

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    Lmao....

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    Excellent!!

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    i seriously am laughing my ass off at the last one

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    hahaha golden

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    those are hilarious!! my chest hurts I'm laughing so hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    those are hilarious!! my chest hurts I'm laughing so hard
    uh oh

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