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  1. 03-10-2006, 03:56 AM #1
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    My visit to a homeopathic doc

    I was feeling very run down and tired and I also had a pain in the right side of my abdomen. I was going to go to a regular doctor but someone I work with recommended this homeopathic doctor who used herbs and natural remedies. I figured it couldn't hurt, so I went and saw him and he noticed that I was very backed up and constipated and that was my problem. He asked me some questions about my diet and felt my lower abdomen and then he prescribed his own high fiber formula to clean me out. I had to take it for three days for it to loosen up the impacted fecal matter that was in my colon. Once the thing kicked in, I dropped a 12 FOOT BLOODY LOG IN THE TOILET!!!!!!!!!! The doc said that it was normal for it to be so bloody because it was so big that it caused small tears in my anus when it came out. Unfortunately, the 12 feet would not flush down the toilet and it jammed up my toilet completely. I had to call Roto Rooter and even they were shocked when they saw what I dropped in the toilet. However it was well worth it to feel healthy again. I immediatly lost 3 inches off of my waist and felt a ton of energy! From now on I will keep my insides clean and evacuated so that I am healthy and strong!
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  2. 03-10-2006, 07:36 AM #2
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    12 foot????!!!! you serious? that's insane
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  3. 03-10-2006, 08:25 AM #3
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    This same story was posted before by someone else........

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  4. 03-10-2006, 08:31 AM #4
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    12' ??? a colon clense is always good.. if you had said 3-4' that would be acceptable..

    but that's ok..

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  5. 03-10-2006, 08:53 AM #5
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    So what'd it do hoist you out of the seat?
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  6. 03-10-2006, 08:55 AM #6
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    you should of had that thing bronzed
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  7. 03-10-2006, 09:12 AM #7
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    Well my day is complete with that information, thank you
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  8. 03-10-2006, 11:33 AM #8
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    i guess this pic can be usefull for this thread haha

    my dorm's hallways bathroom after superbowl weekend last year.... how sanitary is that...
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  9. 03-10-2006, 12:22 PM #9
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    I think he might have meant 12". 1 ft log. 12 ft, com'on?
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