swole cat

[*Narkissos*]

ROFLMFAOATWTTBABTW

R-rolling
O-on
F-floor
L-laughing
M-my
F-flat
A-ass
O-off
A-as
T-the
W-white
T-tampons
T-the
B-bisexual who was laying in my bed waiting to perform rando acts of gratification on me
A-asked me
T-to
W-wear

[dans]

I would like to see that one.

[SMYL_GR8]

I have never met a white person that actually completed in a dunking contest. Yes, Swole must be black.

I had a white friend in college that was 6' even, maybe 240 with a nice big beer gut and he could throw down. He had HUGE calves and thighs, so just generated so much lift off the ground, he could get that huge ponch in the air! Meanwhile, I was shredded and could just barely throw down. Damn those BIG LEGS!