How Many Sex Toys Do You Have?????

[chest6]

are u drunk dummy

[CRUISECONTROL]

I cant quit fukin lauging

[CRUISECONTROL]

are u drunk dummy

Nah but I've got a good buzz goin

I've drank 8 beers since I started this dam thread

[chest6]

ahh damn you..8 beers and a buzz..ha! I thought u were beer man

[CRUISECONTROL]

I'm still fukin lauging

I'm trying to get off the computer so I can wake the fiancee for a little fun but I'm held here by this funny ass shit

[chest6]

u drunken horny bastard

[CRUISECONTROL]

ahh damn you..8 beers and a buzz..ha! I thought u were beer man

Hey chest I said 8 beers since I started this thread

I didnt count the other 6 or 7 that I had before.......... maybe it was 8 or 9

[abstrack]

well, if she doesnt wake up, you could alwasy go hump the couch.

[CRUISECONTROL]

u drunken horny bastard

Time for another

[CRUISECONTROL]

well, if she doesnt wake up, you could alwasy go hump the couch.

Nah no condoms and I dont want to clean up the mess

Hell maybe I have some Saran wrap

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yeah I got her up

[chest6]

Nah no condoms and I dont want to clean up the mess

Hell maybe I have some Saran wrap

I discovered something that doesnt make a mess..i dont know if it is bad for you..or what. And it dont feel good at all.

[Anna Bollick]

Can you use it with normal sex? She and I were debating this but had no problem with doing it.. I dont really know what is in KY..i guess that would be the case...

It is water based and completely nontoxic. You can use it for vaginal as well as anal sex. If you accidentally ingest traces of it during oral sex with your wife, no big deal. It washes out easily and washes off toys easily. It is nice and slippery but it stays where you put it longer than most liquids. It does not dissolve condoms. Not the most romantic packaging, but it is great stuff, Girlfriend! And don't even THINK about trying to get her to go for anal without KY! Nothing else comes close. Well, except for the generic versions from Walgreens and Walmart, which are roughly half the price and pretty much identical. There is a KY liquid, too. Give it a miss. It sucks.

Happy humping!
Anna

[chest6]

yeah I got her up

hahaha tell us if u
A. get slapped in the face
B. she is too tired and wants u to go to sleep
C. gets in the mood
D. looks up then goes back to sleep
E. wants to cuddle

ha..i got too carried away

[chest6]

It is water based and completely nontoxic. You can use it for vaginal as well as anal sex. If you accidentally ingest traces of it during oral sex with your wife, no big deal. It washes out easily and washes off toys easily. It is nice and slippery but it stays where you put it longer than most liquids. It does not dissolve condoms. Not the most romantic packaging, but it is great stuff, Girlfriend! And don't even THINK about trying to get her to go for anal without KY! Nothing else comes close. Well, except for the generic versions from Walgreens and Walmart, which are roughly half the price and pretty much identical. There is a KY liquid, too. Give it a miss. It sucks.

Happy humping!
Anna

Bold
Well we used to all the time..then we got the ky and she likes that a lot better. It used to hurt her like every time then she got used to it. That KY makes it pretty much as easy as normal sex

[CRUISECONTROL]

hahaha tell us if u
A. get slapped in the face
B. she is too tired and wants u to go to sleep
C. gets in the mood
D. looks up then goes back to sleep
E. wants to cuddle

ha..i got too carried away

F. on the fukin rag

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Bold
Well we used to all the time..then we got the ky and she likes that a lot better. It used to hurt her like every time then she got used to it. That KY makes it pretty much as easy as normal sex

lucky fuker I've only had one girl that would frequently agree to anal sex.......... the others all said "aint no way that big fuker is goin in there" I'm not braggin i'm bitchen

[chest6]

lucky fuker I've only had one girl that would frequently agree to anal sex.......... the others all said "aint no way that big fuker is goin in there" I'm not braggin i'm bitchen

same thing happens to me. I have converted both long term girlfriends I have had. When I first asked this one she said, "You will NEVER get me to do that...EVER..big objects stay away from there" haha similar to your responses HA..sure enough a couple months later

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chest we are still 1000 apart

[chest6]

very nice....u have been posting more than i thought i switched forums for a sec and ur still even with me i thought i could trick u

[CRUISECONTROL]

same thing happens to me. I have converted both long term girlfriends I have had. When I first asked this one she said, "You will NEVER get me to do that...EVER..big objects stay away from there" haha similar to your responses HA..sure enough a couple months later

I'm still trying with this one.......... she is fukin stubborn

[CRUISECONTROL]

very nice....u have been posting more than i thought i switched forums for a sec and ur still even with me i thought i could trick u

Trick me I taught you everything you know

[chest6]

I'm still trying with this one.......... she is fukin stubborn

how long yall been together? I dont remember how I got her to try. She is a really sarcastic person so every once in awhile shed be like "Im ready to try" me- all excited REALLY?! her: HAHAHA no im kidding
Ill ask her (when my roommate leaves lol) how I got her to do it and let u know

[chest6]

Trick me I taught you everything you know

hey hey! I have been here longer!

[CRUISECONTROL]

You only have me by 6 posts per day Skywalker

I'm OB1 Kinobe

[chest6]

haha 6 posts per day is a lot averaged over 4 months

[CRUISECONTROL]

hey hey! I have been here longer!

Yes but you were not a whore until I originally ispired you

[chest6]

i guessss..

wait so what was f?

[CRUISECONTROL]

haha 6 posts per day is a lot averaged over 4 months

2.75 months according to my calculations

[CRUISECONTROL]

time for another beer

[chest6]

2.75 months according to my calculations

ya i guess i should think before talk

[CRUISECONTROL]

i guessss..

wait so what was f?

[CRUISECONTROL]

ya i guess i should think before talk

Nah thinking takes up time for whoring

[CRUISECONTROL]

I thought we were talkin about other stuff

[chest6]

I guess

U said ur fiance

F. somethin about a rag

[chest6]

I thought we were talkin about other stuff

well alllrightttt i understanddd

[CRUISECONTROL]

well alllrightttt i understanddd

my girl just got up to see what I was typing she 's probably mad at me but nah she knows I'm just foolin........... I got my Saran wrap and a hustler magazine I'll talk to ya'll in the mornin

[Anna Bollick]

lucky fuker I've only had one girl that would frequently agree to anal sex.......... the others all said "aint no way that big fuker is goin in there" I'm not braggin i'm bitchen

Oh, Fiddlesticks! I am quite large, and I have introduced many virgin butts of both sexes to the joys of anal. It just takes patience and a lot of foreplay, particularly finger-work with the KY for lube. Trim those nails, Girlfriend! You want them short and smooth. First, massage the sphincter from the outside to loosen it up and get her both relaxed and thinking of her ass in an erotic context. Then it's one finger, two finger, three finger, go! Usually you are looking at a good hour and a half. If she is drunk or stoned on weed, the process is much easier. You can also try getting her used to the idea, with a small butt plug, while you do her vaginally. This is all really quite easy once you get the hang of it. Oh, one more thing... if you feel her clench up, pull out immediately. Let it rest a few minutes and re-insert. The clenching reflex causes pain which makes her clench down harder which causes more pain... you get the picture? The initial clench actually helps loosen her up in the long run. Often, the second try it goes in like a 28 gauge needle. If you keep going instead, you will loosen her up all right, but she will remember tha pain for a long time.

Another great trick is to let her get on top. Hold perfectly still, and let her have complete control over the process. Just guide it in for her and let her take as much or as little, as slow or as fast as she wants. Don't worry... if you are like most men, you will get off even if she barely moves. Reach around and diddle her clit if you can.

Fear can cause a very strong clench reflex. If she is totally relaxed and feels safe and secure and in control, this is minimized. Best bet might be to let it be HER idea. Well, drop hints about how it would make a nice birthday present or something, but let her "surprise" you. If she is the aggressor, she will be much more confident as she takes it up the tailpipe.

Love
Doctor Anna

[dirtyvegas]

None actually.
dv

[chest6]

Oh, Fiddlesticks! I am quite large, and I have introduced many virgin butts of both sexes to the joys of anal. It just takes patience and a lot of foreplay, particularly finger-work with the KY for lube. Trim those nails, Girlfriend! You want them short and smooth. First, massage the sphincter from the outside to loosen it up and get her both relaxed and thinking of her ass in an erotic context. Then it's one finger, two finger, three finger, go! Usually you are looking at a good hour and a half. If she is drunk or stoned on weed, the process is much easier. You can also try getting her used to the idea, with a small butt plug, while you do her vaginally. This is all really quite easy once you get the hang of it. Oh, one more thing... if you feel her clench up, pull out immediately. Let it rest a few minutes and re-insert. The clenching reflex causes pain which makes her clench down harder which causes more pain... you get the picture? The initial clench actually helps loosen her up in the long run. Often, the second try it goes in like a 28 gauge needle. If you keep going instead, you will loosen her up all right, but she will remember tha pain for a long time.

Another great trick is to let her get on top. Hold perfectly still, and let her have complete control over the process. Just guide it in for her and let her take as much or as little, as slow or as fast as she wants. Don't worry... if you are like most men, you will get off even if she barely moves. Reach around and diddle her clit if you can.

Fear can cause a very strong clench reflex. If she is totally relaxed and feels safe and secure and in control, this is minimized. Best bet might be to let it be HER idea. Well, drop hints about how it would make a nice birthday present or something, but let her "surprise" you. If she is the aggressor, she will be much more confident as she takes it up the tailpipe.

Love
Doctor Anna

Damn you sure are helpful. Usually if she clenches..which she still does on occation..I'll stop for like 10 secs and I'll wait for her to say go again. I tried the her on top thing during the summer and that is amazing. Kinna hard to do at first..but damn it made her horny for some reason..after she was like we can do that whenever you want. Also..within the last month i discovered doing that on top..not bad i must say