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    How to oggle at a womans breasts without getting caught!

    Well I got caught on the bus this morning . But it's not my fault:

    1. I'm on 500mg test e a week so I'm now officially following orders from the man downstairs!
    2. She was wearing the lowest cut top you have ever seen and no support from what I can tell! If you don't want people to look why put them on display.

    Well I thought this might be useful to help you bros avoid the same embarassing situation.....

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    Well, if she's going to wear something low cut then she better get use to the guys looking. That's how I see it. I'm sure if us guys walked around with our "package" half showing the women would be looking.
    Last edited by Puffader; 09-27-2005 at 09:12 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puffader
    Well, if she's going to wear something low cut then she better get use to the guys looking. That's how I see it. I'm sure if us guys walked around with our dick half showing the women would be looking.
    Mm I'll have to try that some time and see if they really look....

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    yes exactly thats how i see it..if you dont want your ass stared at dont wear skimpy ass shorts haha

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    Getting caught is like feeling out the situation. You are going to know if you can make a play or not after getting caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Getting caught is like feeling out the situation. You are going to know if you can make a play or not after getting caught.
    That's the thing. At first she looked slightly horrified but then when she got off the bus she looked at me and then bent over to pic her bag up practically waving her ass in my face...she was obviously a prick tease...

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    You got to love them though....

    Quote Originally Posted by Schwarz
    That's the thing. At first she looked slightly horrified but then when she got off the bus she looked at me and then bent over to pic her bag up practically waving her ass in my face...she was obviously a prick tease...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puffader
    You got to love them though....
    Not when you're on you don't! YOu just end up a lot of your time away...

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    Learn the game and you will be able to take those PT's home.

    You should have said "Nice jeans" when she stuck her ass in your face.

    work those PT's....

    Quote Originally Posted by Schwarz
    Not when you're on you don't! YOu just end up a lot of your time away...

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    Why don't you just ask her to flash you??

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    yep... i tell them i'm sorry..

    but that freckle looks like cancer..
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    Cool game!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Why don't you just ask her to flash you??

    yeah....works for me EVERYTIME.


    my suggestions.

    camera phone.
    video camera
    run up and rip her top off
    jerk off while sitting there.
    ask her if she wants some ice cream in a tony montana voice
    tell her that if she doesnt take off her top your gonna FREAKKKKKK OUTT!!


    just a couple jewels.

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    lol @ riding the bus....and you said oogle.............gotta love the europeans

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    Just tell her that you admire her mammary glands.

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    Is it bad that I'm entertained by this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Why don't you just ask her to flash you??
    If I ask you would you do it and post the pics up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    yep... i tell them i'm sorry..

    but that freckle looks like cancer..
    LMAO

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    the best way to look at a womens breast and not get caught is wearing sunglasses. just put your lokes on and she wont notice a thing .

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    Quote Originally Posted by nostradamas
    the best way to look at a womens breast and not get caught is wearing sunglasses. just put your lokes on and she wont notice a thing .

    Actually, this is a good idea. Except if you're indoors. Then you just look hungover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Actually, this is a good idea. Except if you're indoors. Then you just look hungover.
    I typically am

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    Quote Originally Posted by nostradamas
    the best way to look at a womens breast and not get caught is wearing sunglasses. just put your lokes on and she wont notice a thing .
    i almost got in a fight this summer over something similar. fell asleep in a lawn chair at the lake with sunglasses on and some girl must have wondered in front of me. next thing i know i'm being woke up by some dick that was her boyfriend yelling because he thought i was staring at his gf (which was pretty hot by a quick assesment). i don't know how he thought i was staring because i had sunglasses on and sleeping. pretty good idea though, spent the rest of the afternoon using that trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    I typically am
    at least you speak the truth. same goes for me, usually the days surrounding the weekend.

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    Damn dude I lasted 8 secs in that game. just about true to real life. I gotta getta a pair of sun glasses man, cause girls, they just don't understand.

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    when your on the test its really the man downstairs thats running the show but the ladies love it when they get a taste of the testosterone pumped penis. your balls might shrink but your shit gets bigger

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    been posted before but always fun

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    So do we get to see her rack or what? I have yet to see some tittys!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    So do we get to see her rack or what? I have yet to see some tittys!!!!

    jou whant sohhm eyesssz creamh ?


    fine ...lets see your tittIES....actually no...you can't spell. TOTAL turn off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    jou whant sohhm eyesssz creamh ?


    fine ...lets see your tittIES....actually no...you can't spell. TOTAL turn off!
    gibberish dally. had to read a couple times before i understood what you're talking about.

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    I'm SO offended. DALLY told me I can't spell...

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    no ... that was tony montana OK?

    obviously you didnt read my earlier post. Now IM OFFENDED. YOU OWE ME.

    what can we do ..... hmmmm what can you do .... for ME.....I'm so pissed!!

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    sunglasses are the best thing i can think of.

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    paris2005 what are your stats are you tall, big ass, and titties blonde maybe. what do you look like post some pics

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    i just stare...
    and check out the tits....
    i dont care if i dont get caught
    she dont like it
    cover those mamas up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    i just stare...
    and check out the tits....
    i dont care if i dont get caught
    she dont like it
    cover those mamas up...
    I so see the guy in your avatar saying that!!!!!!! Family guy is hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by nostradamas
    paris2005 what are your stats are you tall, big ass, and titties blonde maybe. what do you look like post some pics
    That's me in my avie, kiddo.

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    Yea whenever i get caught i just tell her that i was in the process of naming them for you. She laughs. and i usually get the digits or an email address.

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    Beat it, whoo hoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    That's me in my avie, kiddo.
    When are we gonna hook up?

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    yessss i got it my third try

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