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**Dave321** · 10-27-2005, 03:43 PM

Friendship Among Women

A woman does not come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she slept over at a friend's house. The man calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know a thing about it.

Friendship Among Men

A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he slept over at a friend's house. The woman calls her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them say he did sleep over and 2 claim he's still there.

So True!

**chest6** · 10-27-2005, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

Friendship Among Women

A woman does not come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she slept over at a friend's house. The man calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know a thing about it.

Friendship Among Men

A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he slept over at a friend's house. The woman calls her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them say he did sleep over and 2 claim he's still there.

So True!

lmao..good stuff

**punchrf** · 10-27-2005, 04:08 PM

why does this sound so familiar?

**edmen2** · 10-27-2005, 04:08 PM

damn, that is so true!

**needmorestrength** · 10-27-2005, 04:12 PM

LOL
thats funny

**MASTER** · 10-28-2005, 03:09 AM

ha ha, and made funnier by how true it is!

**SnaX** · 10-28-2005, 04:16 AM

sort of reminds me of this article about some guy who was cheating on his wife.. and he worked in one of the towers in New York... and when she saw the towers had crashed to the ground... she calls him (while he's cheain).. and she says "OMG WHERE ARE YOU!"
He replies, "What do you mean? I'm at work!" so yep he got busted...

**NotSmall** · 10-28-2005, 04:51 AM

It's funny and nearly true, it would probably be more like-

Seven of them say he did sleep over, two claim he's still there and one muthafooka would say "Hey, he's probably been cheating, he never was good enough for you, I'll come round and comfort you once that slimeball goes to work."

**Dave321** · 10-28-2005, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by SnaX

sort of reminds me of this article about some guy who was cheating on his wife.. and he worked in one of the towers in New York... and when she saw the towers had crashed to the ground... she calls him (while he's cheain).. and she says "OMG WHERE ARE YOU!"
He replies, "What do you mean? I'm at work!" so yep he got busted...

BUSTED!!!

**NYGIANTS21** · 10-28-2005, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

It's funny and nearly true, it would probably be more like-

Seven of them say he did sleep over, two claim he's still there and one muthafooka would say "Hey, he's probably been cheating, he never was good enough for you, I'll come round and comfort you once that slimeball goes to work."

Very true there is always that one....