Thread: "Twas the night before squats"
12-18-2005, 10:38 PM #1
"Twas the night before squats"
Twas the night before squats, and all through this bitch
there were GH bottles, used syringes, and traces of chicken and fish
The ipod was plugged into the PC w/ care
w/ downloads of Pantera, Hatebreed, and Slayer
I in my boxers, my girl in her gown
I'm on a shitload of test bitch!!! Now start goin' down
when from outside our apartment there arose such a clatter
some mother****er was breaking in my car, and my window was shattered
I flew through the window, and slugged that bitch ass
tore up his face, his skull I had smashed
when what to my wondering eyes should appear
a dead man on the pavement w/ an expression of fear
12-18-2005, 10:54 PM #2
dude, I hate giftmas... and That is why I like this....
A christmas song to the theme of brucy...
I'm gonna sing this one to my non dark side friends....
12-18-2005, 11:02 PM #3
Sing it away bro, sing it away
12-18-2005, 11:03 PM #4AR's Midget Beater
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- in your girls panties
Nice one bud.
"Twas the night before squats, and all through this bitch
there were GH bottles, used syringes, and traces of chicken and fish"
Who was this clown that broke into your Acura?
Last edited by Smak; 12-18-2005 at 11:06 PM.
12-18-2005, 11:03 PM #5Originally Posted by Smak
12-18-2005, 11:06 PM #6
12-19-2005, 12:44 AM #72/3 Deca 1/3 Test
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12-19-2005, 12:49 AM #8Originally Posted by Smak
12-19-2005, 08:39 AM #9
12-19-2005, 08:54 AM #10Originally Posted by stayinstacked
the po po was coming, aw fVck, it dont matter
then before my bloodshot eyes he appeared
it was santa, followed by 8 tiny queers
Here you are young meathead he shouted with glee
he handed me some tren , some test, clomid for pct
now look here mr stacked, youre one buff mofo
but if i take you to prison for this shit you might turn homo
he picked up his sack, filled with anabolic treats
back to his squad car he fled, in first gear he screached
on his Megaphone he shouted through the night
Im Santa muthafvcka, bitch best get it right
12-19-2005, 09:25 AM #11Originally Posted by timvds
Wonderful, simply wonderful
12-19-2005, 09:31 AM #12
gotta love that chrismas spirit
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