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  1. #1
    Dave321 is offline AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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    I Just Ordered A Mail Order Bride...

    Seriously,

    Last month I was pissing around on the internet and came across some pop up ad for mail order brides... being the prick that I am, I sent an e-mail to the first chick that was on the list... bordem at it's best! Just a short while ago, I recieved this in my inbox:

    Hello!Have a good day, Thank you for reply!it is my first time I try to
    correspondence with man in internet world.
    I do hope you will be enough patient to understand my writting.my
    friend helped me to send my letters to different males and
    I do hope that I will be lucky to meet good man!I see that your reply
    is short and I think It is all right because you are astonished to see
    my letter in your mail box.I want you to know that I have only good intentions
    and I have not any great secrets.The
    thing is that I will work abroad for three months or so and I would like to meet
    a nice man to be my guide
    or just be good friend to spend time with.I think that it is hard enough to live
    in foreign town without friends and I have never been
    abroad.I am from not too big town here in Russia,I am afraid to be
    lost.and I want to see real life and it is impossible to see without
    person who knows all sides of the life .I don't want to live in Russia because I
    have not any chances here,it is hardly possible to
    explain from first time but I want you to know my plans.I will work in
    any shop or look after any babies in any family I will know exactly later.
    agency helps me to get a visa and all travel documents and job for
    six months.
    It is special programme for young people who wants to work abroad and
    know english and I think it is the right way for me ,I am lost here,
    and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat
    the same way,it is only
    my chance to change my life.Agency can arrange my work in USA,CANADA
    or ENGLAND.it is only my choice.I am full of plans and different dreams.I have
    real blonde hair and blue eyes,sometimes my
    friends call me Barby.to be fair I don't like this name . I am not doll and I
    have my own mind.I do hope that you will be not
    disappoined to meet me in the real life if we meet.
    Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
    I will leave my town in a few days or so (I can't tell you everything exactly
    right now) and I would like to be sure that I
    have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I would like to
    find a man to spend all free time together to get
    to know each other better.if you have any interest to meet me I will be more
    than happy to meet you too.
    My be it sounds silly but I just don't want to be alone in the evenings,and I
    want to be sure
    in advance that somebody waits for me!
    I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my
    pictures and want to meet me! it is my real personal mail address
    please use this one because it was my friend address .
    I would like to thank her for help!.I will send different pictures if
    you reply .
    with best regards Natalia.Nata for short.
    and how your name write in Englsih,I mean right writting?


    Pics were sent too... SO... am I going to hell???

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    fuk she's awesome. You should marry her and never let her go or i'm going to pick her up.


    Now I will read the letter. ROFL

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    I hope you already know 99% of those are scams. My buddy got caught up in that.. dumbass was sending money and shit.. After some searching I found "his" girl on a scam website where she had taken other guys for thousands of $$$



    Oldman

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldman
    I hope you already know 99% of those are scams. My buddy got caught up in that.. dumbass was sending money and shit.. After some searching I found "his" girl on a scam website where she had taken other guys for thousands of $$$



    Oldman
    thank God it was a joke!! HAHA... oh my! I would be soo pissed if that happened to me!

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    She is fine..

    *rushes off to place order*

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    She is fine..

    *rushes off to place order*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    thank God it was a joke!! HAHA... oh my! I would be soo pissed if that happened to me!

    I figured you were not Really looking.. but some lonely guys see those hot Russian girls and their wallets open.


    Oldman

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    im still trying to find a buy one get one free MAIL ORDER BRIDE SITE ><

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    YO....gimme that contact info bro....

    you can't handle that ....

    thats a pink/skin color VLP......thats Dhallus material bro.



    give it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    YO....gimme that contact info bro....

    you can't handle that ....

    thats a pink/skin color VLP......thats Dhallus material bro.



    give it up.
    Bwah... okyoky... she's yours...

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    Ask them if we can do a Group Buy.
    If that shit is the real deal, i'll be putting an order together for a few slaves myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    Bwah... okyoky... she's yours...

    I have a nice young woman named Lasquishya Johnson for ya....


    swappin is fun no?

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    no shit, ask her if we get a group discount if we all decide to participate in the action.



    ask her if she would mind being a conductor on a "train"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    Seriously,

    Last month I was pissing around on the internet and came across some pop up ad for mail order brides... being the prick that I am, I sent an e-mail to the first chick that was on the list... bordem at it's best! Just a short while ago, I recieved this in my inbox:

    Hello!Have a good day, Thank you for reply!it is my first time I try to
    correspondence with man in internet world.
    I do hope you will be enough patient to understand my writting.my
    friend helped me to send my letters to different males and
    I do hope that I will be lucky to meet good man!I see that your reply
    is short and I think It is all right because you are astonished to see
    my letter in your mail box.I want you to know that I have only good intentions
    and I have not any great secrets.The
    thing is that I will work abroad for three months or so and I would like to meet
    a nice man to be my guide
    or just be good friend to spend time with.I think that it is hard enough to live
    in foreign town without friends and I have never been
    abroad.I am from not too big town here in Russia,I am afraid to be
    lost.and I want to see real life and it is impossible to see without
    person who knows all sides of the life .I don't want to live in Russia because I
    have not any chances here,it is hardly possible to
    explain from first time but I want you to know my plans.I will work in
    any shop or look after any babies in any family I will know exactly later.
    agency helps me to get a visa and all travel documents and job for
    six months.
    It is special programme for young people who wants to work abroad and
    know english and I think it is the right way for me ,I am lost here,
    and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat
    the same way,it is only
    my chance to change my life.Agency can arrange my work in USA,CANADA
    or ENGLAND.it is only my choice.I am full of plans and different dreams.I have
    real blonde hair and blue eyes,sometimes my
    friends call me Barby.to be fair I don't like this name . I am not doll and I
    have my own mind.I do hope that you will be not
    disappoined to meet me in the real life if we meet.
    Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
    I will leave my town in a few days or so (I can't tell you everything exactly
    right now) and I would like to be sure that I
    have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I would like to
    find a man to spend all free time together to get
    to know each other better.if you have any interest to meet me I will be more
    than happy to meet you too.
    My be it sounds silly but I just don't want to be alone in the evenings,and I
    want to be sure
    in advance that somebody waits for me!
    I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my
    pictures and want to meet me! it is my real personal mail address
    please use this one because it was my friend address .
    I would like to thank her for help!.I will send different pictures if
    you reply .
    with best regards Natalia.Nata for short.
    and how your name write in Englsih,I mean right writting?

    Pics were sent too... SO... am I going to hell???
    I wonder what she could possibly mean . You know what to do bro.....and then email them to me.

    S

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    hahah.. conductor on a train!!! and yes, I will try to "acquire" some more respectable pics.... you know... for Tai and Dally...

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    hey hey dont forget about the newbie of the year


    ....me asshole

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    They really do have this service. Some are scams, I actually thought about it a few times (read my import more hot chics thread) like eddie murphy said on raw American chics (these members excluded) suck anymore, all the drama, cheating and tossed around more than a football.

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    make friends and get ther to bring gear to you from her mother land !

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    make friends and get ther to bring gear to you from her mother land !

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    SVTMuscle* is offline Banned
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    obscure reference....... dodgeball, Milton from Office Space with an asain mail order bride!!

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    bump for more pics

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    baby ur not that hard on the eyes.. u don't need to pay for it

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    shes hott

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    Get some naked pics of her...she aint bad looking....she's a russian if i ever saw one...not even by her but looks but by the shitty entrance to the apartment block she's in front of.....for one reason or another all of the entrances to everywhere in Russia are shitty looking.

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    I had a freind that done that and she said she needed money for the plane ticket, so he sent her money for the plain ticket, then she said she needed more money for the order, then she said she still didn't have enough for the plane ticket. He got scammed. F*ck ordering a bride, you can pick up free stuff at your local bar.

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    Does she come in a box?

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    wow she is hotttttttt!

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    That letter sounds like Poison Ivy wrote it.

    ~SC~

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    That letter sounds like Poison Ivy wrote it.

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    Thats what i thought when i started reading it.........

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    I browsed on some of those mail order bride sites (I get alot of junk mail). It seems messed up how EVERY girl's pictures look like they had a photo shoot. Is there an abundance of pro photographer's in these poor countries or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    That letter sounds like Poison Ivy wrote it.

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    haha because she can't speak english worth a shit?

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    Notice the lips? No teeth showing. Bet she's sportin a pair of chucks like these:



    Meanwhile, tell her to come on. Just don't send any moolah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    That letter sounds like Poison Ivy wrote it.

    ~SC~

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    Of course, when her real hair color grows out, here is what you two can look like on your honeymoon:


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    Those women have no intrest in you they just want American citizenship...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow~Mo
    Those women have no intrest in you they just want American citizenship...
    No doubt, and someone to pay for it.

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    oh yeah!!!!!!!!
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails I Just Ordered A Mail Order Bride...-idhitit2times.jpg  

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    damn thats one innocent girl if I ever saw one. Shes pretty cute and those blue eyes..damn..haha ill stop b4 i sound ghey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    damn thats one innocent girl if I ever saw one. Shes pretty cute and those blue eyes..damn..haha ill stop b4 i sound ghey
    too late.....









    justin let me know when you hit skins so i can place my order also.

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    Whats the web site !!!!! she's smokkinnng

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