I Just Ordered A Mail Order Bride...

**bazerk** · 01-19-2006, 09:45 PM

Just come up here in the North East, all kinds of European babes come here for the Summer to work. Amusement parks and shit like that. The beaches up here are full of them. I sure someone will contest to this.

**Dave321** · 01-20-2006, 10:32 AM

UPDATE:

New Mail...

My dear Justin, hello,how are you?sorry of delay I was so busy with all travel
preparations.you know I am in Moscow now and I think I have made
almost the half of my trip.to be fair I am tired a little.everything
is not so easy like I thought. I want you to know that you can't
imagine how glad I am to know that you want to meet me,it helps me to
feel well.you can't imagine how much crazy MOscow is. It is great fear
to live here I think so.Our small town is more friendly .
well,about my news.
I got my blood tested,such rule for foreign visitors wanting to travel
abroad.Thanks God I am in good health,
all of my tastes are all right,I only need some vitamins I think it
is the bad foods and long winters problem.I have to eat much more
fruits and vegetables.The doctor said!
I will have exact sheldue of my flight after intervew in embassy.Now I
can only booked tickets in advance because I have to show that I booked ones
in embassy.I do hope we will together in a few days!they tell that nearest
flight is on friday.
Info from agency.

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Information for Nataliya Andrianava.

"Sharmanka",Wetrova Alisa.3690768 Moscow,Griboedova street 28,office 460.

Please use our service .

Best regards.Manager Wetrova Alisa.

Nearest flight - Friday,January 20.

Price: USD 1290.00+ Round trip tickets. Eco.class.

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Honey I am so glad to see that I am almost near my goal,and our meeting wait for
us. I think I will call you from airport and I will wait for you there so
long as you need,I mean if you need any time to arrive in airport.
it is not problem to wait there because I know that it is the end of
my trip and I have time to improve my condition(some parfume)after
long jorney. I want you to see me in good shape!
I think everything will be all right. Rather I am sure everything will be all
right!. they have told in travel office that I have to show paper that
I booked tickets when I will visit embassy aftertomorrow. People
from embassy must be sure that I am not going to stay
illegally and I have tickets with returning data.it is
very strong rule. I have some money but my flight
from Barnaul to Moscow costed so much(about 400$)because so many
kilometrs from there to Moscow.of course it is my fault because they told me
that I have to keep money but I so much in a hurry.I had to use train instead
plane
to travel from my town to moscow but i have never fly.I think it is to late to
sorry and one bad thing yet that
prices of servise of aerflot got more expensive from New year because of high
gasoline price.
I have to bye tickets till my intervew,because of such rule. May
be you could borrow some money?I can't live here too long because every day
I have to spend some money to live.Very expensive city.the cup of the tea costs
about almost a half of dollar.
I think it is not too great amount I ask and I am sure I will be able to return
it
back in a few weeks after my arriving I will earn some money and at first to
return all money to you.
in Agency they have told me that you may send it to use western union system
because we have no a lot of time till my interview,if everything will
be all right I will get friday flight!
I have about 400 US dollars yet and I think I need about 950 US
dollars from your side with all travel needs and living here till my flight!
If everything will be all right between us I can stay with
you longer than three months,maximum I can stay about 6 months for
first time! We should change only the date of my returning flight.
you may send it to any bank of Moscow. I have been to the bank to try to learn
something and they tell me that it is very easy they tell so,I am not sure I
know all
well,but they tell it is not a problem to do. They gave the address of Western
Union office
here in case you need it.
ABSOLUT BANK
TSVETNOI BULVAR, 18MOSCOW 127051,RUSSIA ,Tel: (7 ) (095 ) 7777171
you will send me transfer info and I will get cash.
So please send the money by Western Union on my name to Moscow.
My address here is Russia,Moscow ,Llenina sreet,build 161 flat 37 .
Nataliya(first name).Andrianava(last name)
Kiss you many times ,I am tired today,you know it is hard enough to be in
foreign city. So many different emotions .
I so much hope that you will help me
because it is only you can help me now, I don't know anybody here.Thank you in
advance.
see you soon !!!Nata.
Sorry my letter is not warm enough ,my head doesn't work well last
days!I think you will like this picture.I asked old woman I rent flat
to take a picture near home I rent flat.

**Myka** · 01-20-2006, 10:37 AM

The teeth are good to go...but it sounds like a scam...just tell her your poor but super good looking...hehe...

**Dally** · 01-20-2006, 10:39 AM

ROFLMAO

dude..your serious eh?

HAHAHAH

holy fuk....thats funny as hell.

shes sooo loving.....which of course I know is a complete prereq for you my son....

i love and miss you penisesy

**Dave321** · 01-20-2006, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by NewKid

The teeth are good to go...but it sounds like a scam...just tell her your poor but super good looking...hehe...

haha, it's SUCH a scam... but whatever... I'm going to milk it for all it's worth.... I'm going to tell her that I will PERSONALLY pick her stupid ass up in moscow and buy her ticket there... JUST so I can fly back with her... muahahahahhah.... let's see how the fat fuk on the other side of the computer deals with DAT!

**Dave321** · 01-20-2006, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Dally

ROFLMAO

dude..your serious eh?

HAHAHAH

holy fuk....thats funny as hell.

shes sooo loving.....which of course I know is a complete prereq for you my son....

i love and miss you penisesy

What you don't know there fluffy, is that I have been sendin' her pics of your bodus and she's gettin' all wet... you're due to pick her up soon from Pearson Airport, terminal 3 next week... bring a cheeseburger for the bitch too.

SVTMuscle* · 01-20-2006, 11:13 AM

i said it before man, im gonna said it again.......
you know what, i dont even have to say it...

**scriptfactory** · 01-20-2006, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Hard Head

Notice the lips? No teeth showing. Bet she's sportin a pair of chucks like these:

Meanwhile, tell her to come on. Just don't send any moolah.

Looks like a Bosnian. Cute as hell until they open their mouths.

**BeerBaron** · 01-20-2006, 11:39 AM

hahahahahah, there is a hot russian girl in one of my classes this semester. I was talking to her and joking about her being a mail order bride, luckily she thought it was funny. I'm definitly gonna f her.

SVTMuscle* · 01-20-2006, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by BeerBaron

hahahahahah, there is a hot russian girl in one of my classes this semester. I was talking to her and joking about her being a mail order bride, luckily she thought it was funny. I'm definitly gonna f her.

hell yah man, give her hell. i love the international chicks

**spywizard** · 01-20-2006, 11:42 AM

Here is a pic of her last husband...

he got tired of her ass too...

**Dally** · 01-20-2006, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

What you don't know there fluffy, is that I have been sendin' her pics of your bodus and she's gettin' all wet... you're due to pick her up soon from Pearson Airport, terminal 3 next week... bring a cheeseburger for the bitch too.

well if im pickin her up...she aint gonna be eatin cheeseburgers....

shes gonna have her mouth/hands fulla some fat N veiny KAAAHHHHBAHHHSAAAA!!!!

and hopefully she HAS NO TEETH!!!

**chest6** · 01-20-2006, 11:57 AM

wow this thread is cracking me up..beerbaron and svt are crackin me up..shit. Damn Justin..i figured it would be a matter of time til the fvckin SCAM revealed itself. What a bunch of shit..cute girl but fvckin scamm

**USfighterFC** · 01-20-2006, 11:58 AM

tell her you will send the money only if she takes naked pictures

**BeerBaron** · 01-20-2006, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by USfighterFC

tell her you will send the money only if she takes naked pictures

Do it!

SVTMuscle* · 01-20-2006, 12:12 PM

you know what would be a great subtle way of explaining it to her..

tell her you have a private jet, and your gonna come with some friends to pick her up in Moscow... but she'll be on a train to america!!

LOL o man i laughed so hard writing this post lol

**chest6** · 01-20-2006, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

you know what would be a great subtle way of explaining it to her..

tell her you have a private jet, and your gonna come with some friends to pick her up in Moscow... but she'll be on a train to america!!

LOL o man i laughed so hard writing this post lol

hahahhaa holy shit man im laughing so damn hard you and your train posts crack me the hell up. Keep it up. Oh and Im part of that train btw..let me know when her scamming ass gets here by some1 else she scams and im gettin on the train

SVTMuscle* · 01-20-2006, 05:00 PM

your the caboose bitch! lol

SVTMuscle* · 01-20-2006, 05:04 PM

I say, there should be an analogy part on her citizenship test...
one question, ok... the ONLY question, on that section be..

Is To...

as.....

SVTMuscle* · 01-20-2006, 05:06 PM

is to.....

**chest6** · 01-20-2006, 05:10 PM

LMAO!!! Economy Pack hahahhaha and the train picture holy shit

**steve0** · 01-20-2006, 05:23 PM

hahahahh holy moses !!!!! this is great !!!! TTTTRAIN

**NYGIANTS21** · 01-20-2006, 05:37 PM

nude pic's must have...lol oh yes also the train...

This thread is great

SVTMuscle* · 01-20-2006, 07:35 PM

ask her if she wants to dress up for halloween early.
КОНДУКТОР

Russian for

conductor.

o we'll introduce her to America all right, show her how its done

**USfighterFC** · 01-20-2006, 07:56 PM

conductor is spelled this way in russian "проводник"

**USfighterFC** · 01-20-2006, 07:56 PM

LOL Russian and English letters and words dont go together at all. We have 26 letters in our alphabet, Russian cyrillic has 42.

SVTMuscle* · 01-20-2006, 08:31 PM

meh either way, she'll get the point when she realized why 56 dudes are waiting in line behind her with no pants on

**USfighterFC** · 01-20-2006, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

meh either way, she'll get the point when she realized why 56 dudes are waiting in line behind her with no pants on

I got first dibs on that slut...well maybe sloppy seconds

SVTMuscle* · 01-20-2006, 08:57 PM

not after all my effort, im first train in baby

i've been stratedically planning this in my head from the first moment i saw this thread!

**USfighterFC** · 01-20-2006, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

not after all my first, im first train in baby

i've been stratedically planning this in my head from the first moment i saw this thread!

LMAO

**powerliftmike** · 01-20-2006, 09:17 PM

Where is she shipping from?

**powerliftmike** · 01-20-2006, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by oldman

I hope you already know 99% of those are scams. My buddy got caught up in that.. dumbass was sending money and shit.. After some searching I found "his" girl on a scam website where she had taken other guys for thousands of $$$

Oldman

Yes and in all honesty I dont think the person in those pictures wrote that email. Just a hunch.

**USfighterFC** · 01-20-2006, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by powerliftmike

Yes and in all honesty I dont think the person in those pictures wrote that email. Just a hunch.

She prolly screws some guy in the Russian mafia and never has to worry about a thing. Not that Russians are extremely poor but she dresses rather well for a young single woman who cant seem to get enough money for that plane ticket.

**chest6** · 01-20-2006, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by USfighterFC

She prolly screws some guy in the Russian mafia and never has to worry about a thing. Not that Russians are extremely poor but she dresses rather well for a young single woman who cant seem to get enough money for that plane ticket.

yup, exactly what I was thinking..hmmmm. Cant afford $900+ hm?

**PrairieDawg** · 01-21-2006, 09:35 PM

this is such a scam its prolly not even her but if you wanna see if it's her doing to scam or someone who stole her pics just ask her to take a picture of herself holding up a piece of paper saying something like "please Justin let you and your AR friends run a train on me"

**tranzit** · 01-21-2006, 10:09 PM

do they take trade Ins?

SVTMuscle* · 01-21-2006, 10:12 PM

No, just an abudance of STD-Grabbags comming out of that country

**chest6** · 01-21-2006, 10:13 PM

ya tell her to take a pic saying "Fvck me Justin"

speaking of this thread imma need an update

**Sage** · 01-21-2006, 11:32 PM

watch that fool in a few weeks fly down to russia trying to bring that hooker to the states only ending up being chased all over the Moscow by her russian posse for his moola.