Seriously,

Last month I was pissing around on the internet and came across some pop up ad for mail order brides... being the prick that I am, I sent an e-mail to the first chick that was on the list... bordem at it's best! Just a short while ago, I recieved this in my inbox:

Hello!Have a good day, Thank you for reply!it is my first time I try to
correspondence with man in internet world.
I do hope you will be enough patient to understand my writting.my
friend helped me to send my letters to different males and
I do hope that I will be lucky to meet good man!I see that your reply
is short and I think It is all right because you are astonished to see
my letter in your mail box.I want you to know that I have only good intentions
and I have not any great secrets.The
thing is that I will work abroad for three months or so and I would like to meet
a nice man to be my guide
or just be good friend to spend time with.I think that it is hard enough to live
in foreign town without friends and I have never been
abroad.I am from not too big town here in Russia,I am afraid to be
lost.and I want to see real life and it is impossible to see without
person who knows all sides of the life .I don't want to live in Russia because I
have not any chances here,it is hardly possible to
explain from first time but I want you to know my plans.I will work in
any shop or look after any babies in any family I will know exactly later.
agency helps me to get a visa and all travel documents and job for
six months.
It is special programme for young people who wants to work abroad and
know english and I think it is the right way for me ,I am lost here,
and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat
the same way,it is only
my chance to change my life.Agency can arrange my work in USA,CANADA
or ENGLAND.it is only my choice.I am full of plans and different dreams.I have
real blonde hair and blue eyes,sometimes my
friends call me Barby.to be fair I don't like this name . I am not doll and I
have my own mind.I do hope that you will be not
disappoined to meet me in the real life if we meet.
Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
I will leave my town in a few days or so (I can't tell you everything exactly
right now) and I would like to be sure that I
have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I would like to
find a man to spend all free time together to get
to know each other better.if you have any interest to meet me I will be more
than happy to meet you too.
My be it sounds silly but I just don't want to be alone in the evenings,and I
want to be sure
in advance that somebody waits for me!
I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my
pictures and want to meet me! it is my real personal mail address
please use this one because it was my friend address .
I would like to thank her for help!.I will send different pictures if
you reply .
with best regards Natalia.Nata for short.
and how your name write in Englsih,I mean right writting?

Pics were sent too... SO... am I going to hell???