bumper

[pecable]

GREAT BUMPER STICKERS for WOMEN

1) SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2) GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3) IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

4) MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5) PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS
FROG.

6) COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.



7) DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

8) IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

9) DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

10) I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.

11) GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?

12) NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.

13) AND YOUR POINT IS...?

14) WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

15) OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

16) DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

17) YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

18) ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.



19) I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

20) SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED, I'M NOT.

21) IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.

22) DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

23) YOU CALL ME "BITCH" LIKE THAT'S A BAD THING.
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Yes this is my pickup truck, and NO I wont help you move!

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole

100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.


You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not You!

DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

JESUS SAVES . . . They Pass It To Gretzky . . .He Shoots..He..Scores!

Jesus is coming! Look busy!

You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots....I married their king.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

Hang up and drive.



Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

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