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    We Must Ban together and stop the evil!!

    The evil empire of which I speak is insidious, sneaky, cunning, and will deprive you of the very thing you seek most... a hard body, a lean figure, tone muscles.... they will destroy you~~ and wink and smile the whole time.... the ultimate evil I say... you know of which I speak,, they come around every year, just before spring break,, peddling their biscuits of doom... and I'm powerless,, powerless I say!! "5 boxes of thin mints please,, Carmel chews!!??! YES YES!! Peanut butter, 3 boxes!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!" then I sit, gut all swollen, chocolate caked in the corners of my mouth,, vision blurred from the 5000 empty calories I just ate... and I watch the little harbingers of death knock on my neighbors door.... "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES MISTER?!?!" and another victim is claimed.... please write your congressman,,, they must be stopped at all cost!!

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    LOL, yes those damn cookies get me all the time.

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    lmao..i was a girl scout...haven't wanted to eat one of those since i was 12!!!!!

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    I just run 'em over as I see 'em walking down the block. Damn speed bumps, when are they gonna learn!

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    HEY, that coulda been me..poor little girls!

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    they get me with the chocolate covered almonds, My wife and I walked into Wal-Mart and there was 6 girls lined up so you had to walk up the middle of them 3 on either side asking if you wanted to buy almonds to suppor thier group. so unfair.

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    little hellions peddling their succulent goodies...i swear there is opium in the cookies or something because no cookie on earth is so addicting

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    But seriously folks....

    Are girlScout cookies made with real girlscouts?

    Red

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    I never lost any body parts in the process....

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    Mmmmmm girl scout cookies.....

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    Originally posted by mnkc
    HEY, that coulda been me..poor little girls!
    For you, I would have honked first....you know, give you some chance.

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    Damn, funny this thread just popped up again. Someone in my office just put two boxes of GS cookies on a file cabnet for everyone to enjoy. I had one, it is my carb up day. They are so good, hopefully when 4:00pm rolls around and the stock market closes I don't get too stressed and atack one of those boxes like it is my arch-nemisis.

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    those mofo'ing thin mints....and the evil peanut butter cookies......OMG!

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    I am sure there are tonnes of us out there that just cannot resist those girl guide cookies. Now you've got my craving those damn chocolate ones...thanks a lot!!

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    I did it, it is 5:20pm I am done with pricing and I didn't have one. Yippe.

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    samoas are the best. hands down, then frozen thin mints.....drool..

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    i just eat the ANIMAL cookies. makes me feel better about eating them at all i guess..........

    peace bb79

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    mmmmm.....girlscouts.... cookies...... U sick'Os.....

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    Those coconut/chocolate ones kill me.

    Just as my boss sits the order form on my desk for his 2 little girls!!!!

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    got 4 boxes in my cabnet

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