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    Why are morons always confused?

    Because there favorite color is purple!

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    Ummm.... I don't get it!?

    So does that mean MY favorite color is purple?!?

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    I'm confused

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    Because they are by their very definition (or an explicit connotation of it) confused. That would be akin to asking why a genius is always smart. Choamsky and Derrida in particular have beat this to death, must we hash it out here as well?

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    Re: Why are morons always confused?

    Originally posted by mammoth
    Because there favorite color is purple!
    Why? Do u know them? Do u call them at home? Do u leave messages on their answering machine!? To find the moron, you have think like the moron! You get inside the moron's head and declare, "THEIR FAVORITE COLOR IS PURPLE!!!!!" DUUUUUH!

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    Well like bigGreen said they're confused because they're morons.

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    Is that a trick question? And if so, where's the trick and how does she look?

    So I take it that you're implying that Prince is a moron, since his favorite color is purple.

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    Morons aren't always confused . . . some of 'em actually beleive their own delusions . . . But those are the dangerous ones . . . Yah, I used to work for some of 'em . . .

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    Originally posted by Tock
    Yah, I used to work for some of 'em . . .
    ive worked for more of them than anybody should

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    Originally posted by BigGreen
    Because they are by their very definition (or an explicit connotation of it) confused. That would be akin to asking why a genius is always smart. Choamsky and Derrida in particular have beat this to death, must we hash it out here as well?

    Sometimes I just don't get you ivy-league guys!

    BTW--It's Chomsky. I take it you have studied the geneaology of linguistics? I won't comment on the two gentlemen for I have neither respect nor disrespect for the scholars. Chomsky, IMO is anti-american and Derrida is, well...french!

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    Re: Re: Why are morons always confused?

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    Why? Do u know them? Do u call them at home? Do u leave messages on their answering machine!? To find the moron, you have think like the moron! You get inside the moron's head and declare, "THEIR FAVORITE COLOR IS PURPLE!!!!!" DUUUUUH!
    MUAHAHAHAAAA!!! Your feeble attempt to drag me into your mental vortex has failed!

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    Originally posted by mammoth

    Chomsky, IMO is anti-american and Derrida is, well...french!
    I think of all the criticism I've seen on the two, that is the most succinct and accurate I've seen! My hat comes off to you...so are you up for tenure now or what?

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    Originally posted by BigGreen


    I think of all the criticism I've seen on the two, that is the most succinct and accurate I've seen! My hat comes off to you...so are you up for tenure now or what?
    Coming from you, that is quite a compliment! Thank you!
    Tenure of what might I ask? I hold no position above anyone except myself!

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    Hey there is nothing wrong with being a moron I happen to be one and proud of it I dont get it I know alot of stuff about bodybuilding and nutrition but when it comes to math and that carp I become mornon man its probably a good thing Im in construction

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    math and that carp


    dont sell yourself short man, those carp just may be the sneakiest fish in the sea.

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    Originally posted by BigGreen
    Choamsky and Derrida in particular have beat this to death, must we hash it out here as well?
    EEK! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!

    --dave

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    B/C they don't research

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    I know alot of stuff about bodybuilding and nutrition but when it comes to math and that carp I become mornon man its probably a good thing Im in construction
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    There's a difference between being under-educated and being a moron.
    Common sense is what makes the difference . . .
    I used to work in a semiconductor factory with lots of toxic chemicals. To make a long story short, I ended up calling OSHA 'cause the managers wouldn't fix obvious safety problems, like putting an emergency shower directly over a 200 volt power outlet. Four years I wrestled with those morons, and I finally gave up and quit. Nasty, toxic place to work . . .

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    Originally posted by mammoth


    Coming from you, that is quite a compliment! Thank you!
    Tenure of what might I ask? I hold no position above anyone except myself!
    lol, british folks....

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