Thread: Are you single?
05-30-2003, 01:15 PM #1
Are you single?
An oldie but goodie
"A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a
quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head
of romainelettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front
of the cashier. He said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said,
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're fuckin ugly."
05-30-2003, 01:18 PM #2
05-30-2003, 01:18 PM #3Member
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haha...god i love that one...
05-30-2003, 01:45 PM #4
That was great!
05-30-2003, 01:54 PM #5chinups Guest
I just IM'd that to everyone on my buddy list..
05-30-2003, 01:56 PM #6
05-30-2003, 02:02 PM #7
Good one Pete...
05-30-2003, 02:42 PM #8
05-30-2003, 04:04 PM #9New Member
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05-30-2003, 05:13 PM #10
Hehe didnt see that one coming
05-31-2003, 06:33 PM #11
I did not see that one comming either...That was great..Very funny
05-31-2003, 07:06 PM #12
pete you should have found him and kicked the living shit out of that guy
nobody and i mean nobody would get away with saying that to my wife...............haha
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