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    And The Moral Of the Story Is...

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
    so we
    decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
    encouraged me, and my girlfriend. She was a dream! There was only one
    thing
    bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger
    sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
    skirts
    and low-cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me
    and I
    got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She
    never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister
    called and
    asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

    She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings
    and
    desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
    overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
    married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
    couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
    if
    you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

    I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

    When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and tossed them
    down to
    me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
    front
    door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
    straight
    towards my car.

    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
    he
    hugged me and said, "We are so happy that you have passed our little
    test.
    We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
    family."

    The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

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    Ha, that's a good one...but i fear i would've tackled her before she even started walking up the stairs.

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    Dude that's a joke...if it was you had me fooled...very nice bro. Funny ass shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Dude that's a joke...if it was you had me fooled...very nice bro. Funny ass shit.
    Wut? Well of course it's a joke!! And I didn't come up with it either, got it in an e-mail. Hell i'd be lucky if I could even get it on with the father-in-law.

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    Awesome, that was hilarious, keep um coming, it brightend my day.

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    I have heard variations of that joke but its still funny as hell!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terinox
    Wut? Well of course it's a joke!! And I didn't come up with it either, got it in an e-mail. Hell i'd be lucky if I could even get it on with the father-in-law.
    K..that's what I thought. Becasue I don't know how many of us would be able to hold the temptation from tackling her....LMAO.

    BTW...don't you mean "I'd be lucky to get it on with the sister-in-law?"

    However it maybe...still an funny one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch

    BTW...don't you mean "I'd be lucky to get it on with the sister-in-law?"
    Dude, you're really not having a good day today are u?!? LMAO! That was another joke, meaning I wouldn't even be able to hit the father-in-law yet alone the two hot chicks. Dude, you need to take a break from work/school or wutever is occupying your mind like crazy!!


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