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    Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your desk

    10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

    8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

    7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

    6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

    5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve, work related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

    4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

    3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

    2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

    And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
    1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

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    #4 is good

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    Like 5 of those got me busting up. Well done bro, lol

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    He He He>>>lol

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    funny stuff

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    *still on the floor laughinh....man those are great because I fall asleep at my desk all the time.

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    10 is good cause it might even work...

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    I could see almost all those working, lol. "Amen!"

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    lol lol thats funny bro..

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    lol.....nice............but my boss wouldn't believe any one of them......

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    i got caught looking at porn that a friend pasted to me on aim once
    shitty thing was that the computer froze when i tried to close media player lol

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    I could actually possibly use 10 or 1 in class. Hell Yes, because I tend to fall asleep in class. Thanks for the tip.

    Bull

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    10 is the most believable. but 8 is the funniest

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    Im gonna have try one of these............

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    ROFL! got anymore?

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    those are great... "In Jesus name, Amen."

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    I dont understand the JESUS AMEN thing. Seriously.
    Why would someone say that if caught sleeping???
    Is it a religious thing?? That might be why I am clueless

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    Na Bermich, its cause your playing like you had your head down during prayer bro...get it?

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    Oh. That whole prayer thing goin on.
    Geez. I told my parents they should have taken me to church so I can pretend I know what its about if something like this came around.
    Now I feel religiously retarded.

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    LOL...Now Bermich is a funny person....

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    those were funny as hell

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