10-22-2003, 03:45 PM #1
Top Ten Signs of Excessive Masterbation
1) General Feebleness. Emaciation, paleness, colorless lips and gums.
2) Tuberculosis. Coughing, sore lungs, shortness of breath.
3) Defective Development. The "self abuser" remains physically and mentally small.
4) Sudden Change in Disposition. When a cheerful, pleasant boy suddenly becomes morose and peevish, it's a dead giveaway that "solitary indulgence" is the cause.
5) Lethargy. Weariness, indifference, dullness and vacantness in the eyes.
10) Love of Solitude
- From "Plain Facts for the Old and Young" by John Harvey Kellogg, maker of Kellogs Corn Flakes, which were originally made to prevent masterbation.
10-22-2003, 04:07 PM #2
A skin graff on your pecker,I think I need oneAnyone know a good Doc?.........lol
10-22-2003, 04:36 PM #3
NO way dude.......If this was true i would have been dead in 6th grade
10-22-2003, 06:07 PM #4
10-22-2003, 06:15 PM #5
Nice post....good to see ya around skinnyhb....havent seen ya for a while
10-22-2003, 07:35 PM #6
Man, i've been ruining my life here.
10-22-2003, 07:36 PM #7Originally Posted by Catamount
Just like most of the ones saying giving fellatio helps prevent breast cancer. CNN site was faked for that.
10-22-2003, 08:08 PM #8
The anti masturbation spider I can see, but anti masturbation cereal? I don't buy it... lol.
10-22-2003, 09:09 PM #9
10-22-2003, 09:13 PM #10Originally Posted by Calipso
10-22-2003, 09:19 PM #11Originally Posted by bigol'legs
10-22-2003, 09:22 PM #12
ya she took the kids outta town for a weekend.. it was just me and a good porn.. and the internet
10-22-2003, 09:29 PM #13
I hope my wife is ready for the doggings i'm going to give her nightly..
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