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    Hey team. I'm sick and if I had to guess, probably dying

    It's cause I'm an idiot you understand. I lied about the dying part as far as I know for a little attention. There was blood in my vomit though I think just yesterday. I've had the flu for like 3 weeks and apparently drug abuse weakens your immune system and hence my body han't been all that good at healing itself. I'm almost there though. Hopefully I'll hit a workout tomorrow and then take it easy for a few more days. The boredom is killing me. Oh ****, great story. On Saturday, I was feeling better and was on the mends but like a moron went to work to bounce. Anyways, there were like 8 fights before the end of the night and I was pretty tired from dragging fat ****s out the door. So, the end of the night was seriously nigh when a huge ****ing 30 person brawl broke out int he parking lot. Being the hero and team player that I am, I was all over that **** like a fat kid on a cupcake. After about the 3rd or 4th guy I dragged out and off the property my body just sort of gave up on me an I started vomiting everywhere. Relax though, I took one for the team, finished heaving a few times, and jumped back in, pretty ****ing pissed at that point. Needless to say, my body didn't forgive me and I got **** sick the next day with 9 hours of vomiting and cuts and bruises to heal. I don't think I've ever been so dehydrated by the end of it. I felt like I was drunk or on valium. I was super dizzy and couldn't really walk on my own. I made my mommy cry who thought I was gonna die or something. Right now, I'm working on Operation Rehydration and it's going just fine thanks for asking. I'm being good and no drugs though I promise that when I get back to it I'll be thinking about Jesus the whole time.

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    Happy holidays Nathan

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    Nathan...Merry christmas...

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    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year Nathan........

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    Merry C-mas bro!!!!

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    Allow me to be the first to say that, should you kick the proverbial bucket, I got dibs on that mini fridge of yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    Allow me to be the first to say that, should you kick the proverbial bucket, I got dibs on that mini fridge of yours.
    LMAO. Merry Christmas to eveyone too but I have to say that I don't care for your tones. I've been sick for three weeks. I love you guys, and I'm always here for you. That was sincerity at it's most sincere, I promise.

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    get better happy holidays

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    hope you're feeling better bro...

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