Does a person's feces change color as they age?

[Nathan]

So, take a fat, balding male as our exmple. Were his feces, on average, the same color and texture at age 4 as they would be at, say, age 65?

[Nathan]

Don't pretend you aren't interested either because you so totally are.

[monster.]

One would rename this feces...shat instead of sh!t...lol

[KeyMastur]

what is a green poo caused by ??

[Nathan]

what is a green poo caused by ??

Either you ate something green and didn't digest it properly, or, and I much prefer this scenario, upon deficating you painted your own feces green to fulfill some odd void in your life. I usually paint mine neon pink and it really makes me feel good about myself as a person.

[KeyMastur]

but how do you paint before it comes out ?? do you use the little straw things that come with the W D 40 bottels and attach it to the paint can and stick it up your poo hole ??

[monster.]

Either you ate something green and didn't digest it properly, or, and I much prefer this scenario, upon deficating you painted your own feces green to fulfill some odd void in your life. I usually paint mine neon pink and it really makes me feel good about myself as a person.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Nathan]

but how do you paint before it comes out ?? do you use the little straw things that come with the W D 40 bottels and attach it to the paint can and stick it up your poo hole ??

I don't do that since I don't actually have a "poo hole", as you so colorfully put it. I do the hole process mentally. I simply sit down with my pants off, think really hard about outer space and how I'm way better than everything in the universe, and then I stand up to discover my wonderful creation.

[KeyMastur]

do you ever dress up mr. hanky ??

[Xavier_4446]

Either you ate something green and didn't digest it properly, or, and I much prefer this scenario, upon deficating you painted your own feces green to fulfill some odd void in your life. I usually paint mine neon pink and it really makes me feel good about myself as a person.

My sh*t is never green after I eat guacamole.

[Nathan]

do you ever dress up mr. hanky ??

I might. That's all I can say without revealing any of my carefully guarded dress-up secrets. ****. Alright, fine, I do dress it up but that's all I'm saying.

[LORDBLiTZ]

OMG! This thread is ****ed!!!

[BigGreen]

So, take a fat, balding male as our exmple. Were his feces, on average, the same color and texture at age 4 as they would be at, say, age 65?

The fact that you even have to ask this question leads me to believe that you've never sat a four year old and a 65 year old in the same room and, through a variety of shiny objects, corn chips and old TV Guides, coerced them to sh*t onto a plastic tarp for your examination. "Wow" is all I can say...it must be a Canadian thing to not have experienced that age old rite of passage.

[Mr. Death]

Does a person's feces change color as they age?

I don't know, but I have a friend who ate a whole carton of blueberries in one sitting and sh!t blue.

[Nathan]

I don't know, but I have a friend who ate a whole carton of blueberries in one sitting and sh!t blue.

That "friend" was you wasn't it?

[monster.]

That "friend" was you wasn't it?

lmaooooooooooo

[Mr. Death]

That "friend" was you wasn't it?

No. Why would I be ashamed to admit that? I would be proud to say that I had sh!t blue.