01-12-2004, 02:05 PM #1
Hi-tech joke...Cycleon, Pheedno and Big Texan are in it!
Three men -- Cycleon, Pheedno, and Big Texan -- were sitting naked in a sauna (don't ask). Suddenly there was a beeping sound. Cycleon pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. Pheedno and Big Texan looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said " I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. Pheedno lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a chip in my hand."
Now Big Texan felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his ass. Cycleon and Pheedno raised their eyebrows and stared at him. Big Texan finally said, "Well, will you look at that. I'm getting a fax."
01-12-2004, 02:12 PM #2
That was good Jugg.
01-12-2004, 02:17 PM #3AR-Elite Hall of Famer
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Good one Jugg!
01-12-2004, 02:39 PM #4
That reminds me of the time that BigTexan was running low on computer paper and needed to print something important out in the face of a deadline. Short on paper, he emailed me and asked if I would fax him about 10 blank sheets.
01-12-2004, 03:11 PM #5
Nice one Jugga
01-12-2004, 03:14 PM #6
01-12-2004, 03:19 PM #7
yeah but did the fax have "writing" on it
01-12-2004, 05:49 PM #8Respected Member
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Smart man, makes the one who can't take liberties with sigs and avatars the punch line
A good joke indeed
01-12-2004, 06:13 PM #9Originally Posted by Pheedno
01-12-2004, 06:40 PM #10
01-12-2004, 07:25 PM #11
good one jugg...........I bet the fax looked sh!tty
01-12-2004, 07:26 PM #12
01-12-2004, 07:28 PM #13Originally Posted by rambo
01-12-2004, 07:31 PM #14
01-12-2004, 07:36 PM #15
good 1 jug!
01-12-2004, 07:50 PM #16Originally Posted by rambo
01-12-2004, 09:15 PM #17Originally Posted by BigGreen
01-13-2004, 07:35 AM #18
HAhahahahahahahahaha....... what a bunch of sorry sonsabitches..... Good one Jugg, at least now you'll know why i knock your old azz out when I finally meet ya.
01-13-2004, 07:52 AM #19Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
BRING IT big man! I'll have so many lawyers on you it'll be like amature night at the Appolo.............not very funny and sure to get real ugly. You'll feel like Rodney King and a walking paper cut by the time their done with you.
Rambo, you hurt my feelings...............lucky thing I don't have any but if I did I'm sure they would be hurt. As a matter of fact I think I forsee you in my next contribution. I still love you but you must be punished! hahahahaha
01-13-2004, 07:53 AM #20Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
LOL, I could just see Jugg standing there, Big t how nice to finaly meat you. Oh Oh ouch what the hell did you hit me for?
01-13-2004, 07:56 AM #21Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
01-13-2004, 09:08 AM #22
that was pretty funny!!
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