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    Can I be this blind? Girl story.

    There's this hot Cuban girl at my gym. I always ask her out but she has a boyfriend so she says she has a boyfriend but I always say so tell him youre going out with me tonight. But I met her first at the mall where she works and she stopped me and said hey dont you workout at my gym and I said yeah. I had never noticed her before that. She looked smoking hot that day. I mean her ass looked perfect, beautiful face, nice tits. I see her at the gym few more times she is starting to open up to me and like me more and she looks ok not as nice as at work but not bad. Then today she is on the treadmill and I walk over, she looks beat. I dont know if it was becuase she was higher up than me or what. But she had worn tight gym pants today and that ass that looked deliciously rounded at the mall looked downright nasty today and her legs had no shape and her arms had absolutely no muscle to it and her tits looked like flap jacks. I was scared for a second she might remember I had asked her out before and say yes. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! Man I've been dreaming about and trying to ask out this girl?!!?!?! WTF!!! Man i'm so pissed right now.. I feel conned!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Thats mint, if she comes up to you be like: " um do i know you? "

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    This thread is hilarious. Thats the funniest thread this week. Titties looked like flap jacks. lol
    Take the girl home, she takes off the tight pants and then the flabby ass falls out with cottage cheese on the back of the legs and find out she has a push up bra on supporting A 32 tits with aeriolas the size of texas and little bumpies all around the nipples and then the stomache droops lower than belt line. Ahhh......

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    This thread is hilarious. Thats the funniest thread this week. Titties looked like flap jacks. lol
    Take the girl home, she takes off the tight pants and then the flabby ass falls out with cottage cheese on the back of the legs and find out she has a push up bra on supporting A 32 tits with aeriolas the size of texas and little bumpies all around the nipples and then the stomache droops lower than belt line. Ahhh......
    thanks for the visual bro of my friends g/f bro. now i know why i wont be able to sleep for two weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    This thread is hilarious. Thats the funniest thread this week. Titties looked like flap jacks. lol
    Take the girl home, she takes off the tight pants and then the flabby ass falls out with cottage cheese on the back of the legs and find out she has a push up bra on supporting A 32 tits with aeriolas the size of texas and little bumpies all around the nipples and then the stomache droops lower than belt line. Ahhh......
    You forgot about all the body hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    This thread is hilarious. Thats the funniest thread this week. Titties looked like flap jacks. lol
    Take the girl home, she takes off the tight pants and then the flabby ass falls out with cottage cheese on the back of the legs and find out she has a push up bra on supporting A 32 tits with aeriolas the size of texas and little bumpies all around the nipples and then the stomache droops lower than belt line. Ahhh......
    LMFAOOOOOOOO! thats hillarious. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    then the stomache droops lower than belt line. Ahhh......
    Ha a boobie do...

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    hahahah.... at least my date wasn't THAT bad

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    funnt stuff guys.... keep up the good work...lol

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