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    Joke of the Day

    A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to
    indicate that they wanted to have intercourse without letting
    their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

    One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell
    your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

    The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom
    responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right
    now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child
    went back to tell her father what mommy said.

    A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that
    he can type that letter now."

    The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced,
    "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the
    letter by hand."


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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to
    indicate that they wanted to have intercourse without letting
    their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

    One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell
    your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

    The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom
    responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right
    now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child
    went back to tell her father what mommy said.

    A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that
    he can type that letter now."

    The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced,
    "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the
    letter by hand."

    pretty **** funny

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    LoL thats good. Keep updating it if possible. I love good jokes.

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    You Made A Funny!!!!!

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    good one....

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    hahahaha, that was pretty good

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    Pretty fuking funny bro.

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