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03-20-2004, 05:46 PM #1
Joke of the day... The Vibrator...
As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she
observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried,
and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he
observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
When he questioned her as to what she was doing, the daughter said,
"Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close
as I'll ever get to a husband! Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed
the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now familiar
buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room.
She cautiously entered that area and observed her husband sitting on
the couch, staring at the TV with the vibrator next to him buzzing
like crazy.
The wife shrieked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
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03-20-2004, 07:18 PM #2
LOL. thats rules
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03-20-2004, 07:19 PM #3
LOL. Thats good.
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03-20-2004, 07:20 PM #4
i dont get it
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03-20-2004, 07:23 PM #5
That was pretty good!
Sym
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03-20-2004, 07:25 PM #6
Ha HA hA. That is funny
BG
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03-20-2004, 07:31 PM #7
dude that's funny as sh*t
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03-20-2004, 07:32 PM #8
did yall see not another teen movie? that opening seen with the vibrator was pretty freakin funny.
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03-20-2004, 08:45 PM #9
That's funny.
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03-20-2004, 08:54 PM #10
LMAO...good joke!
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03-20-2004, 09:23 PM #11
Lmao, !!
abstrack@protonmail.com
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03-20-2004, 09:25 PM #12
lmao
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04-01-2004, 01:35 PM #13
hehehe thats funny
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04-01-2004, 02:11 PM #14
nice one
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04-01-2004, 02:53 PM #15
That was a good one...... Thanks!
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04-01-2004, 03:22 PM #16Associate Member
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hahahahaha...
LMFAO
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04-01-2004, 03:25 PM #17
funny hahahaha
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