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    Question Enlarged Shlong?

    Hey a guy at my gym told me that if I inject test into my shlong, it will not only increase my muscle size faster it will increase my shlong size. He said he didnt know if it was true though. Is this a fact or a myth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.AK
    Hey a guy at my gym told me that if I inject test into my shlong, it will not only increase my muscle size faster it will increase my shlong size. He said he didnt know if it was true though. Is this a fact or a myth?
    it is in fact a myth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.AK
    Hey a guy at my gym told me that if I inject test into my shlong, it will not only increase my muscle size faster it will increase my shlong size. He said he didnt know if it was true though. Is this a fact or a myth?
    Bro, this has got to be joke.

    Its definately a myth. Well, either its a Myth or the rest of the medical and bodybuilding community has been injecting in the wrong place for years.

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    Mass, maybe we should give it a try. Ill do if you do. Come on I dare you. A few extra inches to spare would always be nice to have.

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    someone posted a similar claim a month ago, he siad his friend has been doing it for years and has a 15inch shlong now........thats ridiculous man, you cant inject into your penis, because it IS NOT A MUSCLE

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    I tell you what im going for it im gonna run 2 grams right into it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.AK
    I tell you what im going for it im gonna run 2 grams right into it.
    keep us updated and please dont post pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeefCakeStew
    Mass, maybe we should give it a try. Ill do if you do. Come on I dare you. A few extra inches to spare would always be nice to have.
    nawwwwww....I give the lil fella enough torture as it is without having to stick needles in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by TRLS63
    keep us updated and please dont post pics
    Are you shure? dont you want proof?

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    I'd say 27ga @ 1/2"..... might take longer to inject but less post injection pain.. and ohh yea you might wanna start out with some morphine (arm.. not wang)

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    Bro, with that 1/2 incher....you may go clean through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.AK
    I tell you what im going for it im gonna run 2 grams right into it.
    Work on your stand up routine in the lounge....this isn't the place for this kind of crap

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    Try a caverject 1st and see what its like to stick a pin in your dong.
    You would be very sorry injecting oil in there,doctors transfer fat to increase size.Ever notice a porn star with a fat dong and a tiny head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxer
    Try a caverject 1st and see what its like to stick a pin in your dong.
    You would be very sorry injecting oil in there,doctors transfer fat to increase size.Ever notice a porn star with a fat dong and a tiny head?

    ummm EXCUSE ME... but not all porn stars who have a fat dong have a little head.

    I just happen to know this .. personally.

    And no... its not what your thinkin .. you SICKO.


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    Quote Originally Posted by einstein1905
    Work on your stand up routine in the lounge....this isn't the place for this kind of crap
    Agreed. This thread is hellastupid.

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    I didn't say all,i said ever notice a pornstar.Some spend the bucks to get the tenden snip,and the plumpy..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxer
    I didn't say all,i said ever notice a pornstar.Some spend the bucks to get the tenden snip,and the plumpy..lol

    HAHAHHAa

    thanks ... I THOUGHT..you were talkin about me SPECIFICALLY.

    OOPS... !


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    Quote Originally Posted by einstein1905
    Work on your stand up routine in the lounge....this isn't the place for this kind of crap
    Couldn't of said it better myself! Unreal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.AK
    Hey a guy at my gym told me that if I inject test into my shlong, it will not only increase my muscle size faster it will increase my shlong size. He said he didnt know if it was true though. Is this a fact or a myth?
    Can you imagine what synthol could do to the penis??

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    nawwwwww....I give the lil fella enough torture as it is without having to stick needles in it
    I soooo believe this guy...Read some of this other posts....
    Rock on junkie!

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    my god thats a good one

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    Well I have to agree silly post. However, medically speaking the genital area are full of testosterone receptors in fact quite high. While the penis itself is not striated skeletal muscle the supporting ones are. For example the Levator Ani controls the pelvic region and it helps you stop peeing. When you have a erection & points up. you control the up/down thats them. Then there are spicter muscles that contol feces gases. Then there are the bulbo,ischio mucles. They also play are role in the up position. When testosterone is very low these muscles can lose their strength. And the penis cannot hold the blood in the chambers. Hence you experience ED. Bottom line is Injecting test into one penis is not going to make it bigger . But having not enough can cause issues and atrophy
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    seee what i like to do... is hang a 20lb dumbell off my schlong when i run on the treadmill.... increases length and vascularity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ntpadude
    Can you imagine what synthol could do to the penis??
    Synthol would make it as large as you want to without a doubt, but you will probably never be able to get an erection ever again!
    The penis should be seen as a blood-reservoir, if in erection the
    corpus spongiosum and corpora cavernosa fill with blood thus making it larger and harder.
    If you as amateur put a needle in there, you might do a whole lot of damage, not to mention the fact the oil will screw up the whole system in there.

    Localized DHT-therapy is the only known true enlarger of Penisses in men older then 20 (so who already had puberty!).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.AK
    Hey a guy at my gym told me that if I inject test into my shlong, it will not only increase my muscle size faster it will increase my shlong size. He said he didnt know if it was true though. Is this a fact or a myth?
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA AHHAHA AHA A HA A Good one that was funny.

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    I'm Could Not Even Imagine.

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    if i drink winny will be my schlong get bigger and will my girlfriend grow a mustache

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    Mr. AK, weren't you the same guy with the mustache thread? Cmon man

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    i dont think the couple extra inches would be worth that paint **** it hurts just thinking about it

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    dont u have any serious issues to talk about bro first the mustache thread now this its getting kind of annoying

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    oh god....

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    Is it a joke?:-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingofmasters
    Synthol would make it as large as you want to without a doubt, but you will probably never be able to get an erection ever again!
    The penis should be seen as a blood-reservoir, if in erection the
    corpus spongiosum and corpora cavernosa fill with blood thus making it larger and harder.
    If you as amateur put a needle in there, you might do a whole lot of damage, not to mention the fact the oil will screw up the whole system in there.

    Localized DHT-therapy is the only known true enlarger of Penisses in men older then 20 (so who already had puberty!).

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    Hey ..... now what are we talking about here???? DHT? does it actually make you grow??? what is it??? and how does it work??? how safe is it???? and most importantly.... where can I get some? 100% Serious here....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg
    if i drink winny will be my schlong get bigger and will my girlfriend grow a mustache
    Everyone knows you cant drink winny

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%NATURAL-theGH
    Hey ..... now what are we talking about here???? DHT? does it actually make you grow??? what is it??? and how does it work??? how safe is it???? and most importantly.... where can I get some? 100% Serious here....
    Localized DHT therapy:
    In grown men it is known to put on an inch and/or some thickness,
    in young children or adolescents it can truly work miracles
    Contrary to popular thought applying Andractim there is beneficial to the prostate as well (Think because DHT is known to hinder estrogens).
    Andractim2,5% is a transdermal DHT gel, meaning it contains 2,5% Androstanolone (DHT).

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    KOM have you ever tried it. I am 21 years old what could it do for me? Longer the better

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.AK
    Hey a guy at my gym told me that if I inject test into my shlong, it will not only increase my muscle size faster it will increase my shlong size. He said he didnt know if it was true though. Is this a fact or a myth?
    A guy at my gym told me you had a tiny tiny tiny schlong, and you father likes to tickle it. Thats why you ask gay questions like this. Is this a fact or myth?

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    Is this DHT thing for real.... how do you get it??? Where? how do you apply it??? and do you have a link to some info?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%NATURAL-theGH
    Is this DHT thing for real.... how do you get it??? Where? how do you apply it??? and do you have a link to some info?
    I can get DHT and make it in to a transdermal, lets start the bidding. I say.......one weeks supply for 50 bucks to start. This auction will now commence.

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