My Kids are Killing Me

**GotNoBlueMilk** · 09-13-2011, 07:59 AM

Now I can blame my low T on my kids. I knew they were killing me, and now I have proof.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-14880055

**kelkel** · 09-13-2011, 08:30 AM

Saw that on the news this morning myself! I blame my wife for sucking the life out of me, just not in a good way.

**JD250** · 09-13-2011, 08:45 AM

I saw this, sounds like some college kid discovered what us fathers have known for a long time only labeled the cause wrong. Test levels don't drop to accomodate children and the family life.........children keep you awake for weeks on end, your old lady is off the charts pissy about life in general, you'll only get laid a fraction of what your used too, she'll put on 40 lbs and you'll not only have to smile and lie to her forever but also deal with her poor self esteem, you yourself will no longer have time for the gym or sports and put on an extra 40 pounds and have your own poor self esteem to deal with, you'll be stressed as you work more hours to support the new family, your hair turns greyer as the scale sinks deeper, you drink on average 1 1/2 pots of coffee every morning and then a shot of Jim beam before bed, you only eat one decent meal a day, you can't sleep with all the stress and if you did the kids would wake you up anyway, the mini van needs new tires, the freakin roof is leaking, and your gawdamned mother in law....well....lets just leave that alone, and that's just the first month of being a husband/father/family man ....................... Family men have lower test levels.......no shit Sherlock!!! pure genius!!!!!

BTW.......This was meant to be humorous.......yet truthful I love my wife and kids and wouldn't trade them for anything.

**steroid.com 1** · 09-13-2011, 08:58 AM

That's some funny shit JD

Well done!

**kif** · 09-13-2011, 09:00 AM

Holy sh%t....LMAO jd that is to funny

**bass** · 09-13-2011, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by JD250

I saw this, sounds like some college kid discovered what us fathers have known for a long time only labeled the cause wrong. Test levels don't drop to accomodate children and the family life.........children keep you awake for weeks on end, your old lady is off the charts pissy about life in general, you'll only get laid a fraction of what your used too, she'll put on 40 lbs and you'll not only have to smile and lie to her forever but also deal with her poor self esteem, you yourself will no longer have time for the gym or sports and put on an extra 40 pounds and have your own poor self esteem to deal with, you'll be stressed as you work more hours to support the new family, your hair turns greyer as the scale sinks deeper, you drink on average 1 1/2 pots of coffee every morning and then a shot of Jim beam before bed, you only eat one decent meal a day, you can't sleep with all the stress and if you did the kids would wake you up anyway, the mini van needs new tires, the freakin roof is leaking, and your gawdamned mother in law....well....lets just leave that alone, and that's just the first month of being a husband/father/family man ....................... Family men have lower test levels.......no shit Sherlock!!! pure genius!!!!!

BTW.......This was meant to be humorous.......yet truthful I love my wife and kids and wouldn't trade them for anything.

LOL! you made more sense than the article!

**GotNoBlueMilk** · 09-13-2011, 11:50 AM

I think JD and I have the same kids.

**kelkel** · 09-13-2011, 12:03 PM

Not really sure I buy that disclaimer at the bottom!
Hysterical!

**streeter** · 09-13-2011, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by GotNoBlueMilk

Now I can blame my low T on my kids. I knew they were killing me, and now I have proof.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-14880055

This explains a whole lot for me. My kids are killing me! Got one 20 years old shacked up with a loser and 8 months pregnant always asking for money. The other married in the military with a child but always getting in trouble and now talking about getting a divorce. FML

**tanner225** · 09-13-2011, 01:21 PM

lmbo thats hilarious totaly makes sense tho

**zaggahamma** · 09-13-2011, 03:29 PM

dont know if its just me...but i see more FATHERS holding babys and changing diapers in PUBLIC than women!!!!!!!!

i read an article in mens health a year ago about research/studies that men's T levels have declined and declining for the last decade...SIGNIFICANTLY....really didnt talk to much about cause...maybe environmental pollution/toxins, etc.

**arizona32** · 09-16-2011, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by jpkman

dont know if its just me...but i see more FATHERS holding babys and changing diapers in PUBLIC than women!!!!!!!!

i read an article in mens health a year ago about research/studies that men's T levels have declined and declining for the last decade...SIGNIFICANTLY....really didnt talk to much about cause...maybe environmental pollution/toxins, etc.

...and cooking and cleaning. What exactly do wives do these days? It's one thing if they have a well paying job. But most don't work and don't do sh*t around the house either. Just want to go shopping all day.

**JD250** · 09-17-2011, 08:39 PM

Dang 32, I can't believe your post has been up for an entire day without one rebuttal from our female members. Maybe they are too busy around the house to read this.

**SexySweetheart** · 09-18-2011, 10:14 AM

^ and that would be my que...lol
I have been following and laughing with this thread while resisting to comment so yall can have your "guy time" hahahaha, but now I just can not resist any longer

it sure as hell seems like the teens are slowly svcking the soul aotta me ...but in atuality for daddyz and momyz for each kid, it has been found actualy increase our life expectancy ..1st kid by like 6months 2nd kid add almost another 3months 3rd kid and another meesly 1.5 moinths (3rd kids not worth it imo)

@JD .... soooo funny cuz its pretty damn true for the most part! (p.s. were not getting lazyer around the house, were getting smarter

It must be pointed out though that in all counrties the average married male life expectancey is almost twice that of unmarried men, and divorced guys have it the worst, almost 10 times lower life expectancy.
So I see it as 1. men thrive on being torture by us (

lol) or 2. your better off with us like it or not.

also to be noted, the fact that if a lady marries a younger guy it actualy DECREASES her life expectancy by 20% ! if she marries and older guy her life expectany decreases by 11% all compared to marring someone closer to her own age (prob cuz it takes so much more work to train/brake down the younger pups

and the older guys think they know it all so dont listen to her

-lmao )

48% of marriges end in divorce...is this because we are LITERALY sick/tired of taking care of our men? lol

**JD250** · 09-18-2011, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by Sexy4mySweetheart

48% of marriges end in divorce...is this because we are LITERALY sick/tired of taking care of our men? lol

Nah, you love taking care of us, I think all these divorces are caused by LOW T, if T levels were higher across the board men would spend less time watching Bill Oreilly and more time in the bed room and as we all know there is no better way to solve a relational issue than with a good boink, yes?

**SexySweetheart** · 09-18-2011, 10:28 AM

Yes!

**JD250** · 09-18-2011, 10:55 AM

I should be a marriage counselor.

**kelkel** · 09-18-2011, 01:03 PM

Don't even think about it JD. Your just sucking up cause her pic is hot! (beat me to it)

**GotNoBlueMilk** · 09-18-2011, 01:09 PM

It isn't just her pic, the name along with the pic . . .

**SexySweetheart** · 09-18-2011, 01:36 PM

silly men- lol, but yes Emma Frost rocks it!

**JD250** · 09-18-2011, 05:22 PM

Oh man, you two need to decrease your dosage by about 50%

The caption under the Female X-men is priceless.

**zaggahamma** · 09-19-2011, 04:22 AM

Originally Posted by JD250

Nah, you love taking care of us, I think all these divorces are caused by LOW T, if T levels were higher across the board men would spend less time watching Bill Oreilly and more time in the bed room and as we all know there is no better way to solve a relational issue than with a good boink, yes?

the factor can be playing in the background

**kelkel** · 09-19-2011, 06:45 PM

Damn funny boys and girls! Good to have some ladies on this site!

**SexySweetheart** · 09-19-2011, 08:28 PM

theres a handfull of cheecka's here, we just like to lurk at laugh at the amuzing boys hehehehe

**JD250** · 09-19-2011, 08:39 PM

BOYS!!! Did you call us BOYS? Amuzing.....I'm sure we are .....but BOYS.....LOL I gotta tell a story........20 years ago I walked onto the jobsite and said my morning hellos like this...." hey, what are you boys up to?" One guy looked at me and in no uncertain terms proclaimed " 10 pounds of swinging meat and enough hair on my ass to make an army blanket and you come in here and call me a BOY!?"

I still laugh about it when someone calls me a "boy"

**SexySweetheart** · 09-19-2011, 08:48 PM

lol and yet...ewwwww at the same time
thanks for the visual

**dec11** · 09-19-2011, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by JD250

BOYS!!! Did you call us BOYS? Amuzing.....I'm sure we are .....but BOYS.....LOL I gotta tell a story........20 years ago I walked onto the jobsite and said my morning hellos like this...." hey, what are you boys up to?" One guy looked at me and in no uncertain terms proclaimed " 10 pounds of swinging meat and enough hair on my ass to make an army blanket and you come in here and call me a BOY!?"

I still laugh about it when someone calls me a "boy"

hmmm, nice image, NOT!

**GZA** · 09-20-2011, 06:06 AM

On a note similar to this, I recall hearing about a study that says our test levels drop when we are in a reltionship with a girl we love. Haha, before taking gear in the past I would actually worry if me being "in love" or whatever was making me too much of "sissy" and affecting my gains

**APIs** · 09-29-2011, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by kelkel

Saw that on the news this morning myself! I blame my wife for sucking the life out of me, just not in a good way.

LOL, some women can definitely do that if you let them. I've always thought that "some" women are actually aliens, being placed among us with sinister motives. At first, everything is wonderful. Then the transformation begins. In time they turn into this horrible, tentacled beast whose only purpose on this planet is to literally suck the life-force from unsuspecting men until they are nothing but a blubbering, gelatin mass of their former selves. Just a theory of course...