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05-28-2004, 06:42 AM #1Associate Member
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Joke
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He
slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not; it is three in the morning, and it is pouring outside!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped
us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he's told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring
rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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05-28-2004, 06:49 AM #2
hahhaha nice!
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05-28-2004, 06:50 AM #3
hehe, i would have joined him and told my wife to push
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05-29-2004, 09:12 PM #4
Funny!
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05-29-2004, 09:56 PM #5
lol......
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05-29-2004, 10:46 PM #6Retired Vet
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That's pretty good...I haven't heard it before...
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05-29-2004, 11:24 PM #7
thats prettty funny..lol
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05-29-2004, 11:47 PM #8
cute
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05-30-2004, 12:04 AM #9VET Retired
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I would have kicked his whino ass.
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05-30-2004, 12:45 AM #10Originally Posted by big k.l.g
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05-30-2004, 12:53 AM #11
...good thing they changed it to a male to protect my identity....
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05-30-2004, 03:33 AM #12Retired Vet
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