The difference between cats and dogs

**OGPackin** · 06-08-2004, 07:11 AM

Hey bros, i havent had much to smile about lately, but my friend just sent me this and i had to crack a smile after reading it.....

og

The difference between cats and dogs

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:

8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9:30 a.m. Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!

9:40 a.m. Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!

10:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!

11:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!

Noon- Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!

1:00 p.m. Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!

4:00 p.m. Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!

5:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!

5:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!

6:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

6:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!

8:30 p.m Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat

I was.

Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time ....

**Maraxus** · 06-08-2004, 07:11 AM

Yeah I got that email too. Pretty freaking funny

**Spoon** · 06-08-2004, 07:17 AM

lol. never mess with a pussycat!

**cpt steele** · 06-08-2004, 07:26 AM

hahaha I hate cats

**tryingtogetbig** · 06-08-2004, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by cpt steele

hahaha I hate cats

...yep....me too.....that's a funny email though!

**decadbal** · 06-08-2004, 09:12 AM

i read that one way back, and i laff everytime i do, great post bro..

**inheritmylife** · 06-08-2004, 09:16 AM

This post reminds me of that Cats&Dogs movie from a few years back. Cats are stinkin' evil.

**OGPackin** · 06-08-2004, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by inheritmylife

This post reminds me of that Cats&Dogs movie from a few years back. Cats are stinkin' evil.

Ya bro i loved that movie....The ninja siamese cats her funny as ****!

OG

***SV-1*** · 06-08-2004, 09:29 AM

http://forums.anabolicreview.com/showthread.php?t=89028

**OGPackin** · 06-08-2004, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by SV-1

http://forums.anabolicreview.com/showthread.php?t=89028

ooops, must have missed it...sowy for the re-post...

og - still feeling small

***SV-1*** · 06-08-2004, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by OGPackin

ooops, must have missed it...sowy for the re-post...

og - still feeling small

It's all good bro, anything that points out the superiority of cats over dogs can't be bad.

**inheritmylife** · 06-08-2004, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by SV-1

It's all good bro, anything that points out the superiority of cats over dogs can't be bad.

Now you've done it

**SAUCYgator** · 06-08-2004, 10:11 AM

tell me you didnt think about the baby from family guy the whole team you were reading the cats excerpt. i can just hear the voice.

**inheritmylife** · 06-08-2004, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by SAUCYgator

tell me you didnt think about the baby from family guy the whole team you were reading the cats excerpt. i can just hear the voice.

I was thinking Pinky&theBrain.

**Da Bull** · 06-08-2004, 11:14 AM

OG..I know exactly what your problem is....your suffering from M'guy withdrawl.He hasn't posted anything in awhile,so your need to beat him up via the net has you in a state of depression.I'm with ya bro...Tock hasn't posted in a week and I need my fix as well!

**inheritmylife** · 06-08-2004, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Da Bull

OG..I know exactly what your problem is....your suffering from M'guy withdrawl.He hasn't posted anything in awhile,so your need to beat him up via the net has you in a state of depression.I'm with ya bro...Tock hasn't posted in a week and I need my fix as well!

We need the terrible twosome back. I actually enjoy arguing with Tock.

**OGPackin** · 06-08-2004, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Da Bull

OG..I know exactly what your problem is....your suffering from M'guy withdrawl.He hasn't posted anything in awhile,so your need to beat him up via the net has you in a state of depression.I'm with ya bro...Tock hasn't posted in a week and I need my fix as well!

hahaha! I wish it was that easy bro. Iv been a good boy. Im done with the drama. Iv got enough going on in my own world...errrrrrrrr

WOMEN SUCK!! sowy

og - still feeling small

**Justincase** · 06-08-2004, 11:22 AM

LOL! I like it!

**Psychotron** · 06-08-2004, 11:22 AM

Cats are so lame, they only show affection when the need something, food, water. Thats it. Ive had so many cat in my family, and all of them but one didnt respond. The one that did, it was weird, it responded to its name very well, like a dog, it even responded to a whistle.