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  1. 07-02-2004, 02:32 PM #1
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    Quick Joke of the Week 2

    A woman’s husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.

    One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she’s waiting for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair and gives him a backrub.

    “It’s getting late, big boy,” she says after a few minutes. “Why don’t we go upstairs to bed.”

    “We might as well,” slurs the husband. “I’m going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway.”
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  2. 07-02-2004, 02:33 PM #2
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    good one.
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  3. 07-02-2004, 03:07 PM #3
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    haha, can you imagine if you really said that to your wife/girlfriend?
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    funny ****
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  6. 07-02-2004, 04:44 PM #6
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    That's some good ****
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  7. 07-02-2004, 04:57 PM #7
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  9. 07-03-2004, 11:40 AM #9
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    LOL

    Guy gets home from work and hears groaning coming from upstairs. He sneaks upstairs and realises it's his wife and she's with his best friend. He charges into the bedroom grabs his friend by the hair and drags him down the stairs out the kitchen to his wooden shed in the back garden where he clamps his friends penis in the bench vice and snaps the handle off. He goes to the kitchen and comes back to the shed with a box of matches and a large serrated edged knife.

    His friend starts begging and pleading "Please don't chop my penis off we've been through so much together, we grew up together, went to school together. I'm really sorry I'll never do it again! You're not going to chop my penis off are you?"

    The man replies "No I'm not. You are, or I'm gonna burn the shed down...."
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  10. 07-03-2004, 11:44 AM #10
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    HAHAHAHAAH omg bouncer that is a focked up joke
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