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  1. 07-05-2004, 04:52 AM #1
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    The Game

    Girls are always complaining about guys being players. That's just a bunch of bull. We're forced to play the game only to survive dating. Women make it so hard that we have to play just to keep ourselves up after all they do to smash us.
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  2. 07-05-2004, 05:41 AM #2
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    The complaints are only a vent or an attempt at creating an equal for the frustration of the labels women are given for doing the same thing!
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  3. 07-05-2004, 10:32 AM #3
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    Women want a perfect man...Guys want laid. I think we are more flexible...eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hunkiemunkie
    Girls are always complaining about guys being players. That's just a bunch of bull. We're forced to play the game only to survive dating. Women make it so hard that we have to play just to keep ourselves up after all they do to smash us.
    wow. That is so **** true. Took the words out of my mouth.
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  5. 07-05-2004, 12:38 PM #5
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    Love how you talk about us like we aren't HERE!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  6. 07-05-2004, 12:44 PM #6
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    next time my gf is in the mood... im saying no.
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  7. 07-05-2004, 12:56 PM #7
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    you are so right, guys have to play games or else the girl just doesn't respect them. It's like being honest and true to someone is a sign of weakness.

    I think eventually the girl wants that, but she wants you to be a dick at first....then when you start acting nice to her she thinks she molded you that way
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  8. 07-05-2004, 01:29 PM #8
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    Q: What's the useless flap of skin surrounding the vagina known as?
    A: The girl.

    Case. Set. Match.
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  9. 07-05-2004, 01:52 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Q: What's the useless flap of skin surrounding the vagina known as?
    A: The girl.

    Case. Set. Match.
    I heard that joke from dirt johnny's dad but he didnt say it was a women he said it was a c**t
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  10. 07-05-2004, 01:56 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Q: What's the useless flap of skin surrounding the vagina known as?
    A: The girl.

    Case. Set. Match.

    HAHAHAH, YAYUH!!!!!

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  11. 07-05-2004, 02:04 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Q: What's the useless flap of skin surrounding the vagina known as?
    A: The girl.

    Case. Set. Match.
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Awww man you are soooo not getting any play from the females on this forum AS IF
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  12. 07-05-2004, 02:09 PM #12
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    but can you wrap your leg around the back of your head?

    Quote Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp
    Women want a perfect man...Guys want laid. I think we are more flexible...eh?
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  13. 07-05-2004, 03:50 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    but can you wrap your leg around the back of your head?

    Only if thats what you need girlie But assuming you can I think that would be more fun
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  14. 07-05-2004, 08:50 PM #14
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    i can touch my toes...
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  15. 07-06-2004, 12:22 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    but can you wrap your leg around the back of your head?

    I can do the splits at 235 pounds...does this count for anything?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Q: What's the useless flap of skin surrounding the vagina known as?
    A: The girl.

    Case. Set. Match.
    rofl Im going to tell that joke to as many people as I can tomorrow.
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  17. 07-06-2004, 12:28 AM #17
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    If a guy dates around, hes called a player. If a women dates around, shes called a whore. Weird huh :P
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  18. 07-06-2004, 12:37 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by invid
    If a guy dates around, hes called a player. If a women dates around, shes called a whore. Weird huh :P

    If he works his ass of 40 hours a week,and she only wants him for money its ok. If he wants sex more then twice a week,then he only wants her for sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bubbathegut
    i can touch my toes...

    watch out mass is stacking up phone books behind you..
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  20. 07-06-2004, 01:32 PM #20
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    hehe...love your new monkey...

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    bump for mass to see this
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  21. 07-06-2004, 01:38 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by trailrider38
    next time my gf is in the mood... im saying no.




    now that I would like to see....
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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  22. 07-06-2004, 01:52 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    watch out mass is stacking up phone books behind you..
    LMAO!!!!
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