Rambo is severely constipated.

**rambo** · 07-22-2004, 05:36 PM

I am. So far I've taken two dulcolax, gasX, and dried prunes. No dice. Now I'm drinking prune juice and eating oat bran. It seriously looks like I've swallowed Mass Junkie, that's how bloated I am from all the backup.

I'll keep you updated.

**spywizard** · 07-22-2004, 05:37 PM

need thyroid supplement........... fixed me so i go like a teenager.......

**mass junkie** · 07-22-2004, 05:39 PM

just invite your boyfriend over for some loving ... have him shoot some liquid drano in your ass

**arthurb999** · 07-22-2004, 05:47 PM

ha ha... try eating some mexican food...

**Dally** · 07-22-2004, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

just invite your boyfriend over for some loving ... have him shoot some liquid drano in your ass

HAHHA

nice, so visually sexy like.

**rambo** · 07-22-2004, 05:53 PM

Update: I'm on protein shaker #2 full of prune juice and a quarter of a box through the oat bran. Pray for rain. Fierce, brown, explosive rain.

**Flasher** · 07-22-2004, 05:55 PM

Bro, shoulda had some of that chinese green tea....8hrs of pure rain...guaranteed!

**einstein1905** · 07-22-2004, 06:04 PM

Did you remember to take the plug out of the drain?

**rambo** · 07-22-2004, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by einstein1905

Did you remember to take the plug out of the drain?

I'll remember the wryness of your remark when it comes to your time of need.

**rambo** · 07-22-2004, 06:07 PM

Update: Two near pitcher size shakers of prune juice, and a half box of oat bran and no push. I'm going to lay down, see if that stirs up the demons.

**Da Bull** · 07-22-2004, 06:09 PM

Go to the pharmacy and get this immediatly..magnesium citrate ..this will having you going in 2 hrs....kiddies,don't try this on your own....the projectile matter coming from your arse could be dangerous.

Seriously rambo...I had this problem before,and the doc told me to get that.And I'll be dammed if it doesn't work quickly

**Isaiah1SAS** · 07-22-2004, 06:10 PM

Do an ENEMA-- CALL OUT THE NAVY !!! SEND IN THE SQUIDS ! FLEET action !!! Hoo-aahhhh !!!

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You're correct that the onset of menstruation has been getting progressively earlier among girls in the United States. No one is sure of why, but one possibility is that commercially produced meat and milk products contain residues of growth-promoting hormones. These have estrogenic activity, so they could stimulate early menstruation.

http://www.drweil.com/app/cda/drw_cd...60-pt=Question

**rambo** · 07-22-2004, 06:10 PM

Update: I think I feel it coming on.

I'm shaking like Michael J. Fox holding an empty bottle.

**rambo** · 07-22-2004, 06:11 PM

LMAO @ Isaiah

**Isaiah1SAS** · 07-22-2004, 06:40 PM

I was just networking with an area single lady FillMyTightButt or something like that. I told her let's skip the anal sex and go swimming, 'cause if she keeps that up she'll crap herself every time she laughs or sneezes WHICH got me thinking about you and you're dilemma !
DON'T SNEEZE.

Any SHEMALES here wanna help him out with some advice ?

STOP LAUGHING and go set on the throne ! You da king !!!

__________________________________________________ ______________

You're correct that the onset of menstruation has been getting progressively earlier among girls in the United States. No one is sure of why, but one possibility is that commercially produced meat and milk products contain residues of growth-promoting hormones. These have estrogenic activity, so they could stimulate early menstruation.

http://www.drweil.com/app/cda/drw_cd...60-pt=Question

**cpt steele** · 07-22-2004, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS

Do an ENEMA-- CALL OUT THE NAVY !!! SEND IN THE SQUIDS ! FLEET action !!! Hoo-aahhhh !!!

THats good to go rofl

**mass junkie** · 07-22-2004, 06:56 PM

By the end of tonight.. Rambo with be the master of solo suppository administration...luckily for him he can lodge like 10 of them bad boys at a time

**Pale Horse** · 07-22-2004, 07:04 PM

Rambo, I see you post is titled in the third person are you having an out of body experience?
Seriously that stuff Bull recommended is good, for me it takes overnight. But for those times you just can't wait CALL IN THE FLEET!
Cram that baby up you ass and get it over with. *note you will feel dirty and violated for a day or so*

**symatech** · 07-22-2004, 07:29 PM

www.oxypowder.com never used it but hardasnails was suggesting it in the cutting sticky.

**Red Ketchup** · 07-22-2004, 07:55 PM

You need this!

If it's good enough for arnie...

Red

**spywizard** · 07-22-2004, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Da Bull

Go to the pharmacy and get this immediatly..magnesium citrate ..this will having you going in 2 hrs....kiddies,don't try this on your own....the projectile matter coming from your arse could be dangerous.

Seriously rambo...I had this problem before,and the doc told me to get that.And I'll be dammed if it doesn't work quickly

comes in cherry or lime...... best tasting if cold......

plan on being on the stool.. for 4-6 hours... not at the same time...

**rambo** · 07-22-2004, 08:16 PM

OK, I just dropped some. Went for about 3 assplosion ready rounds. I might go back again soon. MAN, did that feel awesome. Uh oh, I feel some rumbling.

**mark956101957** · 07-22-2004, 08:35 PM

Did we all need a blow by blow commentary on your bowl movements Rambo?!! No!!!

**BigGreen** · 07-22-2004, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by mark956101957

Did we all need a blow by blow commentary on your bowl movements Rambo?!! No!!!

I'm sure we don't ALL need it, but those of us who do have no other media to which to turn for such groundbreakingly hypnotic information.

**rambo** · 07-22-2004, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by mark956101957

Did we all need a blow by blow commentary on your bowl movements Rambo?!! No!!!

I just shat once more.

**Carlos_E** · 07-22-2004, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

I am. So far I've taken two dulcolax, gasX, and dried prunes. No dice. Now I'm drinking prune juice and eating oat bran. It seriously looks like I've swallowed Mass Junkie, that's how bloated I am from all the backup.

I'll keep you updated.

I suggest you grab a small metal spoon, bend over and go to work.

Keep me updated.

**rambo** · 07-22-2004, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I suggest you grab a small metal spoon, bend over and go to work.

I swore I'd never do that again.

**Carlos_E** · 07-22-2004, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

I swore I'd never do that again.

Not without assistance.

**Steroids101** · 07-22-2004, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Not without assistance.

I knew there was something wrong with the chocolate icecream I was eating over at rambo's.

**abstrack** · 07-22-2004, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I suggest you grab a small metal spoon, bend over and go to work.

Keep me updated.

rotfl

**Isaiah1SAS** · 07-22-2004, 09:33 PM

Here kitty, ktty, kitty, don't put down ROOTS.

Don't share so much info Rambo. I was setting a Guiness World Record enroute to the Ira Hayes neighborhood up on the Gila a while back before I got published by Dutch Master Elites in a UK poetry book for editorial work and I was given a block of instruction on getting YOUR PEANUT BUTTER PACKED... LOL-- PRISON. What is it good For ! Absolutely nothin' ! Say it again ! Prison! What is it good for... oh, profiteering on little boys in training bras...

GOD BLESS AMERICA

__________________________________________________ _____________

You're correct that the onset of menstruation has been getting progressively earlier among girls in the United States. No one is sure of why, but one possibility is that commercially produced meat and milk products contain residues of growth-promoting hormones. These have estrogenic activity, so they could stimulate early menstruation.

http://www.drweil.com/app/cda/drw_cd...60-pt=Question

**MMC78** · 07-22-2004, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS

Here kitty, ktty, kitty, don't put down ROOTS.

Don't share so much info Rambo. I was setting a Guiness World Record enroute to the Ira Hayes neighborhood up on the Gila a while back before I got published by Dutch Master Elites in a UK poetry book for editorial work and I was given a block of instruction on getting YOUR PEANUT BUTTER PACKED... LOL-- PRISON. What is it good For ! Absolutely nothin' ! Say it again ! Prison! What is it good for... oh, profiteering on little boys in training bras...

GOD BLESS AMERICA

__________________________________________________ _____________

You're correct that the onset of menstruation has been getting progressively earlier among girls in the United States. No one is sure of why, but one possibility is that commercially produced meat and milk products contain residues of growth-promoting hormones. These have estrogenic activity, so they could stimulate early menstruation.

http://www.drweil.com/app/cda/drw_cd...60-pt=Question

Dude, Nathan has some serious competition now.

**Isaiah1SAS** · 07-22-2004, 10:05 PM

Yeah, I respect Nathan Hale, too. I'm determined to be a man no matter how many gyn'roids they put in my US food chain. I regret I have but one pecker to give for my country.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

__________________________________________________ __________________

You're correct that the onset of menstruation has been getting progressively earlier among girls in the United States. No one is sure of why, but one possibility is that commercially produced meat and milk products contain residues of growth-promoting hormones. These have estrogenic activity, so they could stimulate early menstruation.

http://www.drweil.com/app/cda/drw_cd...60-pt=Question