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  1. 07-29-2004, 07:44 AM #1
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    This is Officially one of the Most Hilarious things i have ever read in my life...

    Rapper DMX faces
    drugs, weapons charges

    Musician arrested at New York airport for
    impersonating federal agent, threatening man


    The Associated Press
    Updated: 3:01 p.m. ET June 27, 2004NEW YORK - Prosecutors filed drug and weapons charges Friday against rapper DMX, a day after he was arrested for allegedly impersonating a federal agent and harassing another man in an airport parking lot.

    DMX, 33, allegedly crashed his sport-utility vehicle, which prosecutors said was equipped with lights and sirens, through a parking lot gate at Kennedy Airport after telling the attendant to let him leave because he was a government agent.

    The complaint also said that the rapper, whose real name is Earl Simmons, ordered a driver at an adjacent parking lot to get out of his vehicle. When the man refused, Simmons allegedly identified himself as an FBI agent, grabbed the driver’s seat belt buckle, and tried to pull him from the vehicle.

    Simmons, 33, and a friend, Jackie Hudgins, 41, were arrested shortly afterward, said prosecutor Richard Brown.

    Police found a billy club and rocks of crack cocaine in the vehicle, Brown said.

    According to court documents, Simmons claimed he had been cut off by the other car. Hudgins said he had tried to calm Simmons down, and that if he had paid the $9 parking fee the incident would not have happened.

    Hudgins said he had given Simmons the $9 to pay the fee, court documents said. Prosecutors said that when Simmons was taken into custody he had hundreds of dollars of cash on him.

    Both men were charged with criminal possession of a weapon and controlled substance. Simmons is also charged with criminal mischief, impersonation, menacing, driving under the influence and other offenses. He was also charged with endangering the welfare of a child because the driver’s 13-year-old daughter was in the car at the time.

    The men, who remained jailed Friday, face up to seven years in prison if convicted.

    Simmons and Hudgins were arraigned in Queens Criminal Court late Friday before Judge Stephen Knopf, who set bail of $15,000. They were scheduled to return to court on July 23.

    A message left for Simmons’ lawyer was not immediately returned. It was not immediately clear if Hudgins had hired a lawyer.

    In 1999, DMX was fined and ordered to make public service announcements for the Humane Society after police found pipes for smoking crack cocaine, a pistol and 13 pit bulls at his home in Teaneck, N.J. He pleaded guilty to animal cruelty, disorderly conduct and possession of drug paraphernalia in that case.

    DMX has produced several rap albums and has acted in films including “Romeo Must Die,” “Exit Wounds” and “Cradle 2 The Grave.”


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    This Idiot was F*cked up on crack at an airport, flipping out and thinking he was a character in one of his cheesy movies, commandeering vehicles and crashing his siren-equipped SUV into a parking garage.
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  2. 07-29-2004, 07:52 AM #2
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    thats funny... poor x..
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  3. 07-29-2004, 08:00 AM #3
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    Had he just said "I'm Rick James...........Bitch" there would have been no problem. What a dumbass. hahahaha
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  4. 07-29-2004, 08:05 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy'sTwat
    Had he just said "I'm Rick James...........Bitch" there would have been no problem. What a dumbass. hahahaha
    hahahahaha
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  5. 07-29-2004, 08:12 AM #5
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    what a dipsh*t
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  6. 07-29-2004, 08:14 AM #6
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    Someone should have told him to work on impersonating a singer before he goes for the gold......
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  7. 07-29-2004, 08:17 AM #7
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    Think of the great prison concerts he can throw!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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  8. 07-29-2004, 08:25 AM #8
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    dmx sux anyways
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  9. 07-29-2004, 08:28 AM #9
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    well it will give him more of an 'edge' if his next album is written while behind bars.
    "Im in my cell with a big black dude called tony,
    he turns me around and ****s me like a homie.
    My ass is so sore i cant sit down for weeks
    big ****in tony ripped the **** outta mah cheeks" etc.........
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    X is gonna give it to you....where my dogs at...arhhh arhhh arhhh
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    Lmao.....
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  12. 07-29-2004, 08:31 AM #12
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    old news.. whats funnier is puffy geting 7.2 million worth of jewels jacked..
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  13. 07-29-2004, 08:40 AM #13
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    He can room with Kobe maybe!!
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  14. 07-29-2004, 08:51 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Think of the great prison concerts he can throw!
    only concerts will be in his azz...hes a little bitty shiit..
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    or or or rusell simmons wife getting cought with a bag of weed, not stoping her car, and then saying she was a victom of racial profiling..
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  16. 07-29-2004, 08:57 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    only concerts will be in his azz...hes a little bitty shiit..
    "And while you ni**as that's been to jail before know it's about to get thick...
    Let's get it on baby"
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  17. 07-29-2004, 08:58 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    or or or rusell simmons wife getting cought with a bag of weed, not stoping her car, and then saying she was a victom of racial profiling..
    is asian a race or ethnicity..lol id say she got stopped bc her dumbass was all over the road, but we all know potheads drive so good..lol
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  18. 07-29-2004, 09:06 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    is asian a race or ethnicity..lol id say she got stopped bc her dumbass was all over the road, but we all know potheads drive so good..lol

    nooooo it was her "friends" weed.. and oh yeah when the coper turn the siren on she didnt stop untill she got to the drive way of her house..
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  19. 07-29-2004, 09:18 AM #19
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    Whats up with DMX man, ...I like him. But isnt that article like a month old?
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  20. 07-29-2004, 11:23 AM #20
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    I guess he watched Trailer Park Boys and thought J-Rock's plan to get "street cred" was a good idea

    What a freakin moron...

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  21. 07-29-2004, 12:07 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    I guess he watched Trailer Park Boys and thought J-Rock's plan to get "street cred" was a good idea

    What a freakin moron...

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  22. 07-29-2004, 12:21 PM #22
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    Thats funny stuff
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  23. 07-29-2004, 12:33 PM #23
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    That mutha ****er is out of his mind anyway... Just look at
    him... You can tell he is actualyl one of the few rappers that
    would do the **** he raps about... I wouldn't **** with that
    crazy sonofabitch... He'd bust a cap in my ass...
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  24. 07-29-2004, 01:18 PM #24
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  26. 07-29-2004, 01:50 PM #26
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    That story is old.


    The really funny thing is he was supposed to retire from rapping to become a preacher. Thats why I dont trust anyone as soon as the words - "I am a christian" comes from there mouths.

    Fack him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Think of the great prison concerts he can throw!
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    earl, hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by bubbathegut
    earl, hahaha

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    know whad i'm seying?
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