Q & A

[OGPackin]

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
>>>A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a
cliff in your new car.
>>>
>>>Q. What's the height of conceit?
>>>A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
>>>
>>>Q. What's the definition of macho?
>>>A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
>>>
>>>Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a
golf ball?
>>>A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
>>>
>>>Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe
sex?
>>>A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep
that kick.
>>>
>>>Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
>>>A. Because it's worth it.
>>>
>>>Q. What is a Yankee?
>>>A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it
alone.
>>>
>>>Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
>>>A. They both like a tight seal.
>>>
>>>Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in
common?
>>>A. Their balls are just for decoration.
>>>
>>>Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and
"aaaaaaah"?
>>>A. About three inches.
>>>
>>>Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
>>>A. For traction in the mud.
>>>
>>>Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
>>>A. The grip.
>>>
>>>Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
>>>A. It's not hard.
>>>
>>>Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
>>>A: Kick his sister in the jaw
>>>
>>>Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a
husband?
>>>A: 45 minutes.
>>>
>>>Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye
contact?
>>>A: Breasts don't have eyes.
>>>
>>>Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
bird of true love?
>>>A. The swallow.
>>>
>>>Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
>>>A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
>>>
>>>Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in
the morning?
>>>A. They don't have balls to scratch

OG

[mass junkie]

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[ripped4fsu]

[arthurb999]

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