Despite the fact that I don't drink, I am drunk

[Nathan]

Wee. I forgot how much fun this is. I went on a staff trip and ended up at another of the bars I work at. I hit on two of the bartenders I work with. It should be a fun shift next time I work. Crap. Everybody pretend like I'm a champ and this never happened.

[UnNaturalBuff]

Just lost all respect for ya bro

Jk, enjoy the buzz while ya can

[LORDBLiTZ]

LOL, who are you?

[DADDYDBOL]

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were 'just going down to the corner'.

[Elysium]

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were 'just going down to the corner'.

I remember them times, good old robin hood, he used to juice alot too back then.

[Nathan]

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were 'just going down to the corner'.

lol. I'm an idiot.

[1badcamaro]

if you were drunk, it nevered really happened

[UrbanLegend]

if you were drunk, it nevered really happened

I know a lot of people that have gotten into trouble with that mantra.......

[Soldier of Misfortune]

If you dont remember it how could it have happened?

[Swellin]

If you dont remember it how could it have happened?

One word....herpes. That will prove to you that it happened...or at least that's what I've been told.

[rambo]

I never drink either, and I guarantee you I was drunker than you last night. Ahh, another 4 months with no booze. Man, what a debacle.

[juicehoe]

U handled your alcohol very well its alright im getting ready to go have some drinks for the first time in like 5months

Everybody pretend like I'm a champ and this never happened.